Standard Tuning (EADGBe)
This isn't the version from the "On and On" album, it's from an itunes original he does.
I think it sounds better.
Intro
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Verse 1
"And I would turn on the TV, but it's so embarrassing.
To see all the other people, don't even know what they mean.
And it was magic at first, but let everyone down.
And now this whole world is gonna hurt, Turn that thing down."
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Verse 2
"Well...It wasnt me says the boy with the gun,
Sure I pulled the trigger but it needed to be done.
Cus lifes been killin me ever since it begun,
you can't blame me cus I'm too young."
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Verse 3
"Well...you can't blame me sure the killer was my son,
But i didn't teach him to pull the trigger of the gun.
It's the killin on his TV screen,
You can't blame me its those images he sees"
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Verse 4
"Well...You can't blame me says the media man,
Cus i wasn't the one who came up with the plan.
And I just point my camera what the people want to see,
Man it's a two way mirror and you can't blame me.
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Verse 5
"Well...you can't blame me says the singer of the song,
Or the maker of the movie which he based his life on.
It's only entertainment and as anyone can see,
Smoke machines and makeup man you can't fool me."
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Bridge
"I feel like I'm wakin up from a bad bad dream,
mmmm I feel like I'm wakin up from a bad bad dream."
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Verse 6
"It was you it was me it was every man,
We've all got the blood on our hands.
We only receive what we demand,
And if we want hell then hell's what we'll have."
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Lastly repeat the first verse
