Intro - A
Verses
A G#
Wake up major and stitch on your hat
F# E
You fell out of bed, and then you landed in the cache
D A
So whats in your diary today?
A G#
Call on your main man, what can he do for you?
F# E
Hang out with stupid, so you can tell him what to do
D A
Major, this is your day
C# D A E D
Livin' alone in a jar never gets you very far
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Chorus
A C#
He can read your mind, make you feel alright
D A E
Sgt. Major knows what you want
A C#
He knows who you are, one day you'll be a star
D A E
Sgt Major knows what you want
A G#
Take out your paper and throw it all away
F# E
Everything is useless ain't got a lot to say
D A
Major this is your way
A G#
The major is drowning 'cause he opened his mouth
F# E
He starts to explain it, but nothing's coming out
D A
Major what can you say?
C# D A
I hope that you like who you are
C# D A E D
Cause livin' alone in a jar never gets you very far
Repeat chorus
Bridge
F#MINOR
I know that you think that you made it
B
I know what I meant to say
F#minor
While you looked in the mirror
B
I was getting away
D
For you there is there is nothing to say
Chorus
Then play D, A, E till the end
