...GORDON IS A MORON... by Jilted John
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*Released 1978*
Intro:
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Verse 1:
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I've been going,
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Out with a girl,
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He-e-r name,
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Is Ju-u-lie.
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But last night,
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She said to me,
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When we were,
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Watching telly...
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This is,
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What she said);
Verse 2:
She said;
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"Listen John,
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I love you,
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But there's this,
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Bloke I fancy.
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I dont want,
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To two time you,
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So it's the end,
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For you and me".
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Verse 3:
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"Who's this bloke",
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I asked her,
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Go-o-or-don,
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She re-plied.
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"Not that puff",
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I said dismayed,
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"Yes, but he's,
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No puff" she cried.
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"He's more of a man,
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Than you'll ever be!"
Break:
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Here we go;
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2, 3, 4...
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Verse 4:
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I was so up-set,
That I cried,
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All the way,
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To the chi-ip shop.
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When I came out,
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There was Gordon,
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Standing at,
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The bu-us stop.
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And guess,
Who was with him?
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Yeah Julie;
And they were both,
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Laughing at me.
Verse 5:
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Oh she is cruel,
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And heartless,
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To pack me,
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For Gordon.
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Just 'cos he's,
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Better looking than me,
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Just 'cos he's,
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Cool and trendy.
Verse 6:
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But I know,
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He's a moron,
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Gordon,
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Is a moron.
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Gordon,
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Is a moron,
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Gordon,
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Is a moron.
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Break:
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Here we go;
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2, 3, 4...
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Coda:
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Oh, she's a slag,
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And he's a creep,
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She's a tart,
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He's very cheap.
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She is a slut,
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He thinks he's tough,
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She is a bitch,
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He is a puff.
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Yeah, yeah,
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It's not fair,
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Yeah Yeah,
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It's not fair.
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I'm so up-set,
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I'm so up-set,
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I'm so up-set.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2007
(clumsyband@hotmail.com)
