Jon Lajoie - Alone In The Universe Chords & Tabs

Jon Lajoie : Alone In The Universe (Chords)
I’ve searched the chords for this song on Google but couldn’t find them anywhere, so I 
to figure them out on my own and upload my first chords ever. Hope you like the song as 
as I do. – Dan Dee

_Intro:_

E E5 A5 E5 A5 E5…


_Verse:_

E                        A
Floating in space at the edge of time
    E                 A
In a universe that we can’t define
E                        A
Billions of stars in the endless night
E                     A
Tryin to find purpose for our lives
        E                   A
Yet we still take the time (still take the time)
        E                A – A5…
Yes, we always take the time…


_Chorus:_

n/c       E5   A5   E5   A5
To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh…
             E5    A5
To milk the snake
                       E5     A5
Girls do the taco handshake
          E5               A5         E5    A5  E5 A5  E5
I’m gonna hold my sausage hostage… tonight.

_Verse 2:_
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/j/jon_lajoie/alone_in_the_universe_crd.html ]
        E                            A
Whether you’re English, French, Japanese, or German
        E                            A
Whether you’re at home or at a movie with Pee Wee Herman
   E                     A
We all take matters into our own hands
         E                     A
With the five finger army we invade our pants
     E                           A
We’d all be doing time (yes we’d all be doing time)
E            A – A5
If it was a crime…


_Chorus 2:_

n/c       E5   A5   E5   A5
To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh…
                 E5     A5
To pull the handbrake
               E5     A5
To play vagina DJ
      E5                       A5
She’s gonna play cuntry on the clitar… tonight


_Bridge:_

E  A  E B  (x2)


_Final Verse:_

E5            A5  E5                   B5
 He burps his baby, she’s putting on a puppet show
E5                 A5    E5              B5
 Our gentitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo
E5             A5     E5                B5
 He chokes his chicken, she tickles her cameltoe

[2 hours later]

E5                A5    E5              B5
 Our genitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo
    A                       B        E
I’m gonna play ball on team Penis… tonight