Jon Lajoie
Everyday Normal Guy 2
I borrowed a lot from other tabs and chords I thought were accurate and added the lyrics.
Chords:
EADGBe EADGBe
Dm - x57765 or xx0231
Gm - 355333 or 310033
Bb - 688766 or x13331
A - 577655 or x02220
Riff 1:
Dm Gm Bb A
e--10--------10---10-------10--|--10-------10---9------9---|
B------10------------11--------|-----11-----------10-------|
G--10-----10------12----12-----|--10----10------9----9-----|
D------------------------------|---------------------------|
A------------------------------|---------------------------|
E------------------------------|---------------------------|
(Play the chords with the tab = *)
(Just play chords = **)
just Riff 1: Dm Gm Bb A
Steve: You want some more of this bitch? *back
Dm Gm Bb A
in the heezy. We do this all year long.*
Dm Gm
*I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
Bb A
I told you in the first song I'll tell you in another.
Dm Gm
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
Bb A
I don't have girlfriend, my hand's my only lover.
Dm Gm
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
Bb A
One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper.
Dm Gm
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
Bb A
And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman.*
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/j/jon_lajoie/everyday_normal_guy_2_crd.html ]
Dm Gm
**I was walking down the street just the other day
Bb
I saw these two fine bitches
A
they were walking my way
Dm
"Yo whatchu girls doing tonight?"
Gm
is what I wanted to say
Bb
but suddenly I panicked
A
my voice started to shake
Dm
So I put my head down
Gm
and I just walked away
Bb
I had to catch a bus anyway
A
It worked out great
Dm Gm
Got on the bus put my headphones on and pressed play
Bb A
Sheryl Crow, James Blunt and motherfuckin Ace of Base
Dm
Yo what can I say
Gm
It's just a day in my life
Bb
I'm up early in the morning
A
in bed early at night
Dm
To be productive at work
Gm
I gotta be well rested
Bb
Yeah muthafucka,
A
You heard what I just said.**
(same chord progression for the rest of the song)
*I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
I don't like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normao muthafucka...
My favorite movies as a kid were superman and ghostbusters.
I'm justa regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
And I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan.
**I'm from a
lower middle-class family
me and my brothers and sisters
played hide and go seek
I have good memories
from my childhood bitch
my favorite toy
was my fuckin fire truck bitch
I used to play with that muthafucka all day long
until I learned about sex from the sears catalog
And then I played with my muthafucka all day long
about ten tiimes a day man, all year long
My favorite song muthafucka
I don't like to admit it
is a Celine Dion song
from the movie titanic
"Every night in my dreams,
I see you... I feel you..."
every time I hear that fuckin shit
a tear comes to my eye
why the fuck did Leonardo Di Caprio have to die
though I'm not afraid to say
that I'm a sensitive guy
sticks and stones break my bones
but it's the words that make me cry
like that time in grade 3
when a girl called me stupid face
she really hurt me
why'd you call me stupid face?
is my face stupid?
how is that possible?
a person can be stupid
but a face, that's impossible
shit happens all the time
and you learn how to deal with it
Regular, everyday, normal fuckin bullshit**
*I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
When I got nothin to say I usually talk about the weather.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
I like the first back to the future but the second one was better.
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka...
I like red peppers better than the green ones.*
**Oooooohooooo...savin up my money
to buy a new dishwasher
mine broke about six months ago
mother fucker
go go go go**
(Don't play anything. Just vocals)
Go shorty it's your birthday
go party like it's your birthday
I wasn't invited but it's okay
I'll just stay at home and play some video games.
Steve: You want some of this? Come and get it.
