The contents of this tab haven't been made by me. I merely combined sources from the two
wiki pages:
http://www.jonathancoulton.com/wiki/My_Monkey/Tabs
http://www.jonathancoulton.com/wiki/My_Monkey/Lyrics
Enjoy :-)
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My monkey gets busy sometimes
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My monkey's got a lot of stuff he's gotta think about
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My monkey gets tired sometimes
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My monkey wishes he was something you could live without
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Cause every monkey needs alone time
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To eat bananas in the sunshine
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It's feast or famine, it's a fine line
Amaj7 B7
It doesn't mean my monkey doesn't love you
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My monkey gets frazzled sometimes
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My monkey has an ulcer and a stressful time at work
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My monkey gets bitter sometimes
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My monkey's not the only one who's acting like a jerk
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And while he doesn't like to name names
Amaj7 B7
And he's not trying to assign blame
Amaj7 B7
It's hard to focus on his own game
Amaj7 B7
It doesn't mean my monkey doesn't love you
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My monkey gets angry sometimes
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My monkey says a lot of things he doesn't really mean
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My monkey gets lucky sometimes
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Amaj7
My monkey thinks that you're the bestest girl he's ever seen
Amaj7 B7
He says he'll stay with you for always
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It doesn't matter what the job pays
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Cause everybody has their bad days
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It doesn't mean my monkey doesn't love you
