Kate Nash - I Hate Seagulls Chords & Tabs

this is played for the section of words below the tab:


E|----7-----5-----3-----3-----|
B|----------------------------|
G|--7---7-5---5-0---0-0---0---|
D|----------------------------| played twice per line of song
A|----------------------------|
E|----------------------------|

     D     C     G     G          <--- these are the chords.

I hate seagulls and I hate being sick
I hate burning my finger on the toaster and I hate nits
I hate fallin over
I hate grazing my knee
I hate pickin off the scab a little bit too early
I hate getting toothache
I hate when it’s a pisstake
I hate all the mistakes I make
I hate rude ignorant bastards and I hate snobbery
I hate anyone who if I was serving chips wouldn’t talk to me

this is played for the section of words below:

E|--------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------|
D|----0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---|
A|--2--2--2--2---3--3--3--3-------------------------------|
E|----------------------------3--3--3--3---2--2--2--2-----|

you can alternate between the two and it sound pretty nice.
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/k/kate_nash/i_hate_seagulls_tab_ver_3.html ]
E|--------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------|
D|----0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---|
A|--2--2--2--2---3--3--3--3-------------------------------|
E|----------------------------3--3--3--3---3--3--3--3-----|

But…I…have…a friend…
With whom…I like to spend
Anytime…I…can find…with
I like sleepin in your bed
I like knowin what is goin on inside your head
I like takin time and I like your mind and I like when your hand is in mine
I like getting drunk on the tunes by the beach
I like pickin strawberries
I like cream teas and I like reading ghost…stories
My…heart skips a beat every time that we meet
It’s been a while and now your smile is almost like a memory
But then you’re back and I am fine cos you’re with me
And I’m in love…with you
And I…can’t find the words to make it sound unique…but…
Honestly…you make me strong! I can’t believe I’ve found someone this kind
I hope we carry on
Cos you’re so nice and I’m in love…with you…

another little thing you can do is either play this all the way through instead or play 
the main bit and have someone play bass:

E|--------------------------|
B|--------------------------|
G|--------------------------|
D|--------------------------|
A|--2222-3333---------------|
E|------------3333-(2222)---|