Keller Williams - Take Me To The Tundra Chords & Tabs

Artist - Keller Williams
Song - Take Me To The Tundra

Tuning: b F# D A E b

Verse:
G
Summertime in Virignia
   C                    G  
Is sticky as sticky can be
     G  
It's livable with climate control
   A                   D
Of course that's for a fee
       G                    
It was tougher back in the olden days
        C              A 
Back before the air conditioning craze
G     C     G
All I can say is
       D         G
Better them than me

Stinky old Ramona
Stinky as stinky can get
Working at the roadside vegetable stand
Over in the northern neck
She would beg to differ
Says it's fine in the shade
But I would rather shiver
Than sweat my ass to the grave
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Chorus:
*  C              D  G                           
So take me to the tundra
    C            G                         
So I can see my breath
      G
Where icicles drip out from my nose
     A                   D
Some desolate frozen the valley of death
    G
I'm tired of being soaking wet
    C             A
I'm tired of that rash I get
G       C      G
Take me to the tundra
   D            G
So I can see my breath

Sweatstains on the car seat
Sweatstains on my shirt
Sweatstains on the seat of my pants
Mixed in with Virginia dirt
It's heat like that bring you to your knees
Hallucinate to the deeper freeze
Pray to the higher power
For a little breeze

It was hotter than hell
And Satan himself
Come up the other day
With red pointy perspiration pouring
He looked at me as if to say
How in Heaven can you deal
With heat like this I don't care to feel
I'm goin' home
Back down the road to hell

chorus

I reckon I should build me a swimming pool
And have it attached to me
Then I can walk around all day long
As cool as a man can be 
But I would probably shrivel
Lemme tell you brother that ain't right 
Maybe we should just sleep all day
And live our lives at night

Summertime in Virignia
Is sticky as sticky can be
It's livable with climate control
Of course that's for a fee
It was tougher back in the olden days
Back before the air conditioning craze
All I can say is
Better them than me

chorus

Take me to the tundra
So I can see my breath

Fill:
b |-------------------------------------1---|
F#|-------------------------------------0---|
D |-------------------------------------0---|
E |-------0h2---0----0h2----------------0---|
A |-0h2-------------------0h2--3p2------2---|
B |----------------------------------2--3---|