Band - Kevin Bloody Wilson
Album - Kevs Back(Return of the Yobbo)
Song - Kev's Courtin' Song
Tabbed by - Taylor Wasielewski(Singer/ Guitarist of Cantopulous)
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Intro: E E EAE
Verse 1:
E A
Learned to much in me time, buyin' dinner and wine,
E B
And me money on flowers and lollies.
E A
Only to find, that what's on me mind,
B E
Isn't on hers and she's sorry.
E A
So I've made up some lines, to save wastin' time,
E B
And keep me from blowin' me brass.
E A
I'm ever so cool, I just prop on the stool,
B E
Right next to hers and I ask.
Chorus 1:
A D A
Do ya fuck on first dates,
E A E
Does ya Dad own a brewery.
B
Could I feel ya tits,
E A E
Or would you show 'em to me.
A D A
'Cause ya got a nice head,
E A E
And ya look pretty honest.
E B
So me face'll be leavin' in quarter an hour,
E
I'd like you to be on it.
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Verse 2:
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You know how it feels, when ya first meet a sheila,
E B
And the bullshit ya gotta go through.
E A
Like callin' her up, and tellin' her ya love 'er,
B E
When all that ya love's just a screw.
E A
But she wants to hold hands, and you're to meet her old man,
E B
And sit around for hours and talk.
E A
But my method is, you just cut through that shit,
B E
And get down to the goodies straight off.
Chorus 2:
A D A
Do ya fuck on first dates,
E A E
Does ya Dad own a brewery.
B
Could I feel ya tits,
E A E
Or would you show 'em to me.
A D A
Do ya sleep in the nick,
E A E
Do you give head very often.
E B
So if we could decide, your place or mine,
E
We could fuck off then.
Verse 3:
E A
So the next time ya see, a good lookin' sheila,
E B
And you'd give a weeks pay to hold 'er.
E A
Don't sit actin' dumb, just front her full on,
B E
And drop a few lines that I've told ya.
E A
This new method of mine, might not work every time,
E B
But then again there's no method will.
E A
I've been spat at and slapped, and kneed in the knackers,
B E
But then I've got a few fucks as well.
Chorus 3:
A D A
Do ya fuck on first dates,
E A E
Does ya Dad own a brewery.
B
Could I feel ya tits,
E A E
Or would you show 'em to me.
A D A
If the answer is no,
E A E
To me questions above.
E B
Then be a good sport, and give me the name,
E A E
Of a girlfriend who does.
