Lemon Demon - The Ultimate Showdown
Here are the tabs and lyrics for the song, and I'm working on a bass tab for it too. (I
to write the whole thing so that anyone would understand)
All constructive critics are welcome, send to evulrox@hotmail.com.
Tuning: EADGBe (normal)
Chords: Gm 355333 G# 466544 It doesn't really matter how
A x02220 A# x13331 you play the chords, but I think
C x35553 Cm x35543 this way sounds better and is easier
Em x79987 to play. That's just my opinion.
D# x68886 D#7 x68686
D x57775 D7 x57775
F 133211 F7 131211 ( x = mute string )
Verse A
Gm A# C
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Em D# D
Tokyo City like a big playground
Gm A# C
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
Em D# D
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Verse B
D# D
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
Gm F7
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
A# A
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
D D#7
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue
Chorus
A# D7 Gm F7
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
A# D7 Gm F7
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
A# D7 Em D#
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
Cm D D# F
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Bridge
A# F
angels sang out in immaculate chorus
Gm F#
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
D# F
who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
F# G#
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
A# F
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
Gm F#
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
D# F
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
F# G#
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
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Verse A Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Verse B Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/l/lemon_demon/ultimate_showdown_crd.html ]
Verse A and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
Verse B and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day
Chorus this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Verse A Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
Verse B and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
Verse A then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Verse B then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare
Chorus this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
Bridge angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head inbetween his thighs
Verse A then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Verse B Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
Verse B all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on in total awe
Verse B and the battle raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
Chorus this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny
