Lynch Stephen - Grandfather Die Chords & Tabs

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Stephen Lynch - Grandfather Die


Verse

G               Bm
When grandfather dies
C             D 
Life will be strange
G               Bm 
When grandfather dies
C                  D 
My whole world will change
G               Bm 
When grandfather dies
C                  D 
I’ll scream and I’ll yell
C              D             G
Cause I’ll be fuckin’ rich as hell 

Chorus

Bm               C        G
So grandfather die, yeah, don’t keep me in suspense
Bm               C        G 
Oh grandfather cough up that inheritance
Bm               C        G 
Grandfather don’t hold on another day
Bm             C      Am            D
I love you to death, but I’ve got bills to pay 

Then:
e]--3-----2---
B]----3------- 
G]------2-----   (2 knocks)
D]------------  
A]------------
E]------------

Verse

G                Bm
I stroke would be nice 
C                D
Disease would be cool
G               Bm 
I’ll scatter his ashes
C                D 
In my new swimming pool.
G                 Bm 
I’ll jam with the stones
C                  D 
I’ll dine with the queen.
C                D           G 
So lets say we unplug that machine. 

Chorus
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Bm               C       G
So grandfather fly to heaven you must pass 
Bm               C        G
Oh grandfather think of all the juicy angel ass. 
Bm               C       G
Oh grandfather die before the fiscal year 
Bm     C    Am            D
Oh how I wish Kevorkian were here 

Then:
e]--3-----2---
B]----3------- 
G]------2-----   (2 knocks)
D]------------  
A]------------
E]------------

Bridge

Am              Bm         C          D
For god’s sake you must be as old as the hills
Am              Bm         C          D 
I’m sick from the stench of your diaper spills.
Am              Bm         C          D 
You’re deaf dumb and blind and an amputee
Am              Bm         C          D 
You donate your blood every time that you pee. 
Am              Bm         C          D
Your arthritis acts up every when ever it rains
Am              Bm         C          D 
You’re so old your penis has varicose veins
Am              Bm     
Oh why don’t you die, grandpa? 
C          D
Why must you fight?
Am              Bm         C          D               G      Bm  C  D
You old mother fucker just walk toward the god damn light. 
G      Bm     C       D
Ohh..walk toward the light old man
G      Bm     C       D 
Walk toward the light old man. 

Verse

G          Bm
It’s all over now
C           D 
My grandad is dead
G           Bm 
A mysterious blow 
C                D
To his wrinkled old head.
G          Bm        C        D 
Before I collect a small oversight
 C              D            G
But everything should turn alright
 C              D             G
I'll start working on my grandma tonight

End on G

e]-----------3---
B]---------3-----
G]-------0-------
D]-----0---------
A]---2-----------
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