Hermaphrodite Chords & Tabs
Artist: Stephen Lynch
Song: “Hermaphrodite”
Album: A Little Bit Special (2000)
Capo: NO
E-C-E-C
E-C-E-C
E C E C
She's part girl; she’s part boy.
E C E C
She's got parts everyone can enjoy.
E C E C
She's got more; she’s got less.
A F
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress.
E-C-E-C
E-C-E-C
E C E C
Is she a mister or is she a miss?
E C E C
Does she stand up when she’s taking a piss?
E C E C
She's my little girl; she’s my little guy.
A F
When I try to please her, I get poked in the eye.
E-C-D1
E-C-D1
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E C D1
She wears lace and she wears flannel.
E C D1
She watches football and the Lifetime channel.
E C D1
What's that bulge under her nightie?
E C D1 E C
It must be hermaphrodite.
E C E C E C
Hermaphrodite, yeah.
E C E C
Some things are white; some things are black.
E C E C
Some girls wear makeup; mine shaves her back.
E C E C
She is still beautiful; she is till fine.
A F
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine.
E-C-D1
E-C-D1
E C D1
She can't help her imperfections.
E C D1
She gets jock itch from her yeast infection.
E C D1
Who stole all my tightie-whities?
E C D1 E C
It must be hermaphrodite.
E-C-E-C
Yeah, hermaphrodite.
E-C-E-C
E-C-E-C
E-C-E-C
E-C-E-C
E-C-E-C
E-C-E-C
E-C-E-C
E
Chords:
E: 022100
C: X32010
A: X02220
F: 133211
D1: 554030
