The Nuns Litany Chords & Tabs
The Nun's Litany
Magnetic Fields
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Intro: C F G Am F G C
C F G Am
I want to be a Playboy's bunny
Am F G C
I'd do whatever they asked me to
C F G Am
I'd meet people with lots of money
Am
and they would love me
F G C
like I loved you
C F G Am
I want to be a topless waitress
Am F G C
I want my mother to shed one tear
C F G Am
I'd throw away this old sedate dress
Am F G C
slip into something a tad more sheer
F C G
I want to be an artist's model
F C G
an odalisque, au naturel
C F G Am
I should be good at spin-the-bottle
Am
while I've still got something
F G C
left to sell
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C F G Am
I want to be a cobra dancer
Am F G C
with Little Willie between my thighs
C F G Am
I may not find a cure for cancer
Am F G C
But I'll meet plenty of single guys
F C G
I want to be a brothel worker
F C G
I've always been treated like one
C F G Am
If I could be a back-street lurker
Am
I'd make more money
F G C
and have more fun
C F G Am
I want to be a dominatrix
Am F G C
which isn't like me, but I can dream
C
learn S and M
F G Am
and all those gay tricks
Am
And men will pay me to
F G C
make them scream
F C G
I want to be a porno starlet
F C G
(for that I'll wait till Mama's dead)
C F G Am
I'll see my name in lights of scarlet
Am F G C
and get to spend every day in bed
C F G Am
I want to be a tattooed lady
Am F G C
dedicated, as I am, to art
C F G Am
Characters bold, complex and shady
Am
will write my memoirs
F G C
across my heart.
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Tabbed by: mushidebleh
