Man Overboard - The Absolute Worst Chords & Tabs

Man Overboard - The Absolute Worst

Downtune by half a step.



D  Em  Bm  G  x2

        D                                          Bm
I got a funny feeling no ones ever put you in your place
                     G                  D
Or spit the bullshit right back in your face
                  
You never had an ounce of promise within you
      Bm                     G
Every word you says a lie so please don't continue
   
You bitch

D   Em  Bm       G                D  Em  Bm  G
I'm too good for someone like you anyway


        D
Because girls like you are the absolute worst
  Bm                               G
I really tried to like you but you messed it up first
        D
Because girls like you are as bad as they come
Bm                   G
Go crawl back to wherever you came from

D  Em  Bm  G  x2


         D                                        Bm
And your cute little boyfriend he can catch words too
                    G                   D
I really just gotta hate him for loving you
             
If what he wants is a fight then alright
         Bm                              G
You were tough on the phone but you went soft for the night
    
You bitch
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D   Em  Bm       G                D  Em  Bm  G
I'm too good for someone like you anyway

(Don't make me say it again)


        D                       
Because kids like you are the absolute worst,
  Bm                               G
I really tried to like you but you messed it up first,
        D            
Because kids like you are as bad as they come,
Bm                   G   
Go crawl back to wherever you came from


D  Em  Bm  G  x2

Yeah!

D  Em  Bm  G  x2

        D
Because girls like you are the absolute worst
  Bm                               G
I really tried to like you but you messed it up first
        D
Because girls like you are as bad as they come
Bm                   G
Go crawl back to wherever you came from

        D
Because guys like you are the absolute worst,
  Bm                               G
I really tried to like you but you messed it up first,
        D 
Because guys like you are as bad as they come,
Bm                   G
Go crawl back to wherever you came from 




And if you're too lazy to change your guitar from the standard tune, replace:
D   =>  Eb
Em  =>  Fm
Bm  =>  Cm
G   =>  G#