Here is Milow - You and Me. These are the chords, will soon get the tab worked in.
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Intro: B Dm# C# F# 2x
Verse 1
B Dm# C# F#
I wish you smelled a little funny
B Dm# C# F#
Not just funny really bad
B Dm# C# F#
We could roam the streets forever
B Dm# C# F#
Just like cats but we'd never stray
B Dm# C# F# 2x (If you like to)
Verse 2
B Dm# C# F#
I sometimes wish you were a mermaid
B Dm# C# F#
I could raise you in the tub at home
B Dm# C# F#
We could take a swim together
B Dm# C# F#
On weekly daytrips to the bay
Refrain
B Dm# C# F#
Oooo oooooh, you and me
B Dm# C# F#
It would be only you and me
B Dm# C# F#
Oooo oooooh, you and me
B Dm# C# F#
It would be only you and me
B Dm# C# F#
You and Me -- -- 2x
Verse 3
B Dm# C# F#
I wish you were a little bigger
B Dm# C# F#
Not just big but really fat
B Dm# C# F#
Doors you would no longer fit through
B Dm# C# F#
In my bed you would have to stay
Verse 4
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B Dm# C# F#
I often wish that you had feathers
B Dm# C# F#
I'd keep you in a giant cage
B Dm# C# F#
All day long I'd sit and watch you
B Dm# C# F#
And sing for you if it would be okay
Refrain
B Dm# C# F#
Oooo oooooh, you and me
B Dm# C# F#
It would be only you and me
B Dm# C# F#
Oooo oooooh, you and me
B Dm# C# F#
It would be only you and me
B Dm# C# F#
You and Me -- -- 2x
Bridge
Am# Dm#
People say
B C#
There are plenty of fish
Am# Dm#
In the sea
B C#
Baby, all I do is wish
- I wish, I wish I -
Verse 5
B Dm# C# F#
I wish you were a little slower
B Dm# C# F#
Not just slow but p-p-p-p paralyzed
B Dm# C# F#
That I could plug you into a socket
B Dm# C# F#
So you could never run away
Verse 6
B Dm# C# F#
I really wish that you were smaller
B Dm# C# F#
Not just small but really really short
B Dm# C# F#
So I could put you in my pocket
B Dm# C# F#
And carry you around all day
Refrain
B Dm# C# F#
Oooo oooooh, you and me
B Dm# C# F#
It would be only you and me
B Dm# C# F#
Oooo oooooh, you and me
B Dm# C# F#
It would be only you and me
B Dm# C# F#
You and Me -- -- 4x
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