Misc Cartoons - Best Friend Plank Chords & Tabs

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I'm never bored when I'm with you
Em                        A
We're pals, we're buddies through and through
D                     G    
I wish I knew what to buy for you
Em               A
On your birthday 

D               G
Our friendship goes against the grain

Em                        A
I've seen you swell up in the rain
D                     G    
I saw you - didn't see your pain

Em               A
Was it termites? 

G               D    
It's never hard to talk to you
Em                           D
Though you stump me with your silence
G               D    
I feel so naughty pining here
Em                           D

For your happy face is guidance 


G              D    
My best friend Plank

G              D   
My best friend Plank

G              D   
My best friend Plank 
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Sitting there so silently
Em                A    
What could you be thinking?
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You're not saying; I won't axe
Em                   A    
Is that sealant that you're drinking? 

G               D
Man your hammer Nailed you, pal
Em                       D    
Al Gore's wife's name is "Tipper"
G                   D    
I knew we'd be best friends for life
Em                       D    
When I saved you from that chipper 

    G              D
    My best friend Plank
    G              D
    My best friend Plank
    G              D
    My best friend Plank 

C    G
Ooo, Plank
D                A    
Count the rings, count the rings
C    G 
Ooo, Plank
A    
Count the rings 

D               G

I'd walk you on the seven seas

Em                        A
But sawdust always makes me wheeze

D                     G 
I met your mom and dad the trees

Em               A

But please don't get Dutch elm disease 

    My best friend Plank
    My best friend Plank
    My best friend Plank
    You're my best friend, Plank