Misc Television - How Not To Live Your Life - Mermaid Song Chords & Tabs

    D                        Bm
I'm dating a mermaid, but we can't make love
          D                               Bm
Cause she don't got a vagina, although it smells like she does
A                 G          D
I just wanna make love to my mermaid
    A                           G             D
I'm sick and tired of only ever getting to do foreplay

D Bm D Bm
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    D                                   Bm
The other day my mermaid said: "Does my bum look big in this?"
            D                                                         Bm
I said: "Of course it doesn't, honey pie, sugar pie, sweetie pie, you don't have a
bum, you're half fish."
A                 G          D
I just wanna make love to my mermaid
    A                           G             D
I'm sick and tired of only ever getting to do foreplay

A G D    4x  (over the sax solo)