Misc Television - Mst3k Theme Chords & Tabs

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                             MST3K Theme - Joel and the Joels
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Tabbed by: Siesmatters
Tuning: Standard E A D G B E
Reference: http://www.mst3kinfo.com/mstfaq/lyrics.html


         E               B
  In the not-too-distant future --
       E           B
  Next Sunday A.D. --
        E               B
  There was a guy named Joel,
          E                     B
  Not too different from you or me.
     E                  B
  He worked at Gizmonic Institute,
        E                B
  Just another face in a red jumpsuit.
     E                       B
  He did a good job cleaning up the place,
          F#m
  But his bosses didn't like him
          B
  So they shot him into space.
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/m/misc_television/mst3k_theme_crd.html ]
        E                B
  We'll send him cheesy movies,
      E            B
  The worst we can find (la-la-la).
        E              B
  He'll have to sit and watch them all,
            E           B
  And we'll monitor his mind (la-la-la).
      E                 B
  Now keep in mind Joel can't control
            E               B
  Where the movies begin or end (la-la-la)
    E                   B
  Because he used those special parts
     F#m             B
  To make his robot friends.


  Robot Roll Call: (All right, let's go!)

  Cambot! (Pan left!)

  Gypsy! (Hi, girl!)

  Tom Servo! (What a cool guy!)

  Croooow! (He's a wisecracker.)

            E                B
  If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
      E             B
  and other science facts (la la la),
         E                       B
  Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a show,
           F#m            B
  I should really just relax
      Am                       Bm    B
  For Mystery Science Theater 3000!"