David Ippolito - Facebook Is A Stupid Idiot Chords & Tabs
David Ippolito - Facebook Is A Stupid Idiot Tab
Hey ppl, this is the Facebook song, heard it very recently, ironically on facebook..
What the F#%k is Farmville -by- David Ippolito
Tabbed by Prafulla Shahi
Chords used:
D xx0232
C x32010
G 320033
Em7 022030
Em 022000
Asus4 x02230
A x02220
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*Intro:*
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D
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Em7 D
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C Em7 Em
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*Verse 1:*
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D C G
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D Em7 C
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G Em D C
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G D Em7
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C G Asus4
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Asus4
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Verse 1:
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D C
I saw my ex on Facebook…
G D
But I wanted to do what’s best.
Em7 C
Show her there are no hard feelings so
G Em
I sent her a “friend request”.
D C
But now her photo pops in that random 6
G D
And I just think it’s mean…
Em7 C
There she is with a new guy makin’ out
G Asus4 Asus4
on my computer screen!
Chorus:
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D C G |Asus4 A|
Facebook is a stupid idiot! (x3)
Verse 2:
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D C
Jane said you gotta be on Facebook
G D
to connect in the digital age.
Em7 C
So like everyone else… and their pets
G Em(stop strumming)
I got my face a Facebook page.
D C
Now the learning curve was a bitch at first.
G D
I didn’t know ’til I got burned
Em7 C
that what I wrote on my wall could be seen by all.
G Asus4 Asus4
That’s just the first thing that I learned.
Chorus:
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D C G |Asus4 A|
Facebook is a stupid idiot! (x2)
Verse 3:
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D C
It’s the place for worthless information
G D
like an insane almanac.
Em7 C
Where women post minutiae
G Em Em
and men write stupid comments back.
D C
Where women can vent about mundane events
G D
and inundate the Internet.
Em7 C
And where clueless men “friend” women
G Asus4 Asus4
who they’ve never even met.
Alter 1:
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G Asus4
Facebook is a stupid idiot
D G
’cause I could stand to miss
Em7 C
the fact that Tanya thinks all her friends are “AWESOME”
G Asus4
and for some reason Pete “likes this”.
G Asus4
And Rita reports that the trucks are loud
D G
but she still loves this city. It proves that…
Em7 C
Facebook is a stupid idiot.
Interlude:
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D Em
Verse 4:
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D C
Now some woman sent me flowers…
G D
‘though I don’t even know her name.
Em7 C
I stayed home that day for hours
G Em
but no flowers ever came.
D C
Then she started sending hugs and drinks. Of course…
G D
all of it completely fake.
Em7 C
Then she hit me with a “virtual pillow”
G Asus4 Asus4
How much shit can one man take?
Alter 2:
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G Asus4
Facebook is a stupid idiot
D G
’cause I don’t need to read
Em7 C
all the everyday hapless crap out there
G(stop strumming) Asus4
then ZAP! It’s a “News Feed”.
G Asus4
Like: Jenny just made Ben’s favorite stew
D G
and gave some to their kitty. It proves that…
Em7 C
Facebook is a stupid idiot.
Verse 5:
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C D
Now some guy with a mind for trivia
C G D
wants to know...how mine compares to his.
Em7 C
But I’m gonna buy a gun if he sends one more
G Em Em
f#%king “movie quiz.”
D C
And Liza says she needs fertilizer
G D
’cause her FarmVille crops are small.
“WHAT THE F#%K IS FARMVILLE?”
Em7 C
And Missy says she’s just so damn busy today…
G Asus4 Asus4
But had time to write that on my wall!
Alter 3:
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G Asus4
Facebook is a stupid idiot.
D G
There’s nothing more to say.
Em7
How else would I know that Heather
C
thinks that “flip-flop weather”
G Asus4
is finally here to stay!
G Asus4
And what did we do before we knew
D G(stop strumming)
that Sue just took a nap.
Em7 C
Facebook is a stupid idiot.
Chorus:
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D C G |Asus4 A|
Facebook is a stupid idiot! x4
