Misc Unsigned Bands - Eargasm - The Bert Newton Song Chords & Tabs

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The Bert Newton Song - By Eargasm

Gtr I (E A D G B E) - 'Nathans Guitar'


 
  Q=140
  Gtr I
Intro                                                                      3x
|-----------------------|-----------------------||-------------------------||
|-----------------------|-----------------------||o-----------------------o||
|-7-7-7-5-5-5-------8-8-|-7-7-7-5-5-5-------8-8-||--7-7-7-5-5-5-------8-8--||
|-x-x-x-x-x-x-7-7-7-x-x-|-x-x-x-x-x-x-7-7-7-8-8-||--7-7-7-5-5-5-7-7-7-8-8--||
|-5-5-5-3-3-3-x-x-x-6-6-|-5-5-5-3-3-3-x-x-x-6-6-||o-5-5-5-3-3-3-7-7-7-6-6-o||
|-------------5-5-5-----|-------------5-5-5-----||--------------5-5-5------||


|-------------------------|
|-------------------------|
|-7-7-7-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
|-7-7-7-5-5-5-7-7-7-x-x-x-|
|-5-5-5-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
|-------------------------|


                           3x
||-------------------------||-------------------------|
||o-----------------------o||-------------------------|
||--7-7-7-5-5-5-------8-8--||-7-7-7-5-5-5-------------|
||--7-7-7-5-5-5-7-7-7-8-8--||-7-7-7-5-5-5-8-8-8-8-8-8-|
||o-5-5-5-3-3-3-7-7-7-6-6-o||-5-5-5-3-3-3-8-8-8-8-8-8-|
||--------------5-5-5------||-------------6-6-6-6-6-6-|


|-------------------||------------------------------|
|-------------------||o-----------------------------|
|-------------------||------------------------------|
|-10-10-10-10-10-10-||--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-|
|-10-10-10-10-10-10-||o-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-|
|--8--8--8--8--8--8-||--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-|
			Whats this pollution

|------------------------------|
|------------------------------|
|-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--|
|-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--|
|-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--|
|------------------------------|
Thats taking over our Tv's

  Bb5                           C#5			
|-----------------------------|------------------------||--|
|-----------------------------|-----------------------o||--|
|-----------------------------|-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-8-8-8-8--||--|
|-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-|-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-8-8-8-8--||--|x2
|-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-6-6-6-6-o||--|
|-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-|------------------------||--|
When instead we could be        Watching something good

||------------------------------|-------------------------------|
||o-----------------------------|-------------------------------|
||--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-|-------------------------------|
||--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
||o-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
||------------------------------|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
   Berts Family -		  Fued, Is how he feeds his family -

|-----------------------------|------------------------------||---|
|-----------------------------|-----------------------------o||---|
|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--||---|
|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--||---|
|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-o||---|
|-----------------------------|------------------------------||---|
 food, And bores us all to	shit

                           3x
||-------------------------||-------------------------|-------------------|
||o-----------------------o||-------------------------|-------------------|
||--7-7-7-5-5-5-------8-8--||-7-7-7-5-5-5-------------|-------------------|
||--7-7-7-5-5-5-7-7-7-8-8--||-7-7-7-5-5-5-8-8-8-8-8-8-|-10-10-10-10-10-10-|
||o-5-5-5-3-3-3-7-7-7-6-6-o||-5-5-5-3-3-3-8-8-8-8-8-8-|-10-10-10-10-10-10-|
||--------------5-5-5------||-------------6-6-6-6-6-6-|--8--8--8--8--8--8-|

[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/m/misc_unsigned_bands/eargasm_the_bert_newton_song_tab.html ]
||------------------------------|-----------------------------|
||o-----------------------------|-----------------------------|
||------------------------------|-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-|
||--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-|-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-|
||o-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-|-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-|
||--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-|-----------------------------|
   Whats this devastation	 thats taking over our planet

|-----------------------------|------------------------||-|
|-----------------------------|-----------------------o||-|
|-----------------------------|-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-8-8-8-8--||-|
|-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-|-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-8-8-8-8--||-|x2
|-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-6-6-6-6-o||-|
|-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-|------------------------||-|
  We could be doing 		something useful with our lives yeah

||------------------------------|-------------------------------|
||o-----------------------------|-------------------------------|
||--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-|-------------------------------|
||--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
||o-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
||------------------------------|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
   Bert Newton			  Why is your face on my screen
						
|-----------------------------|------------------------------||---|
|-----------------------------|-----------------------------o||---|
|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--||---|
|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--||---| x2
|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-o||---|
|-----------------------------|------------------------------||---|
 and how the hell'd you get to be so fucking rich 

|--------------------------------|-------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------|-------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------|-------------------------------------|
|-11-12-12-12--12-12-12-12-12-12-|-14-14--14--14--14--14-14--14-14-14--|
|-9--10-10-10--10-10-10-10-10-10-|-12-12--12--12--12--12-12--12-12-12--|
|--------------------------------|-------------------------------------|


|------------------------------------|----------------------------------|
|------------------------------------|----------------------------------|
|------------------------------------|----------------------------------|
|-10--10--10-10--10--10-10-10-10-10--|-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12----|
|--8---8---8--8---8---8--8--8--8--8--|-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10----|
|------------------------------------|----------------------------------|


|-------------------------------|-------------------------------|
|-------------------------------|-------------------------------|
|-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-|-14-14-14-14-14-14-14-14-14-14-|
|--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x-|--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x-|
|-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-|-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-|
|-------------------------------|-------------------------------|


|-------------------------------|--------------------|
|-------------------------------|--------------------|
|-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-|-12-12-12-12--------|
|--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x-|--x--x--x--x--------|
|--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8-|-10-10-10-10--------|
|-------------------------------|--------------------|


   Outro
                           3x
||-------------------------||
||o-----------------------o||
||--7-7-7-5-5-5-------8-8--||
||--7-7-7-5-5-5-7-7-7-8-8--||
||o-5-5-5-3-3-3-7-7-7-6-6-o||
||--------------5-5-5------||


                                                     4x
|-------------------------||-------------------------||
|-------------------------||o-----------------------o||
|-7-7-7-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-||--7-7-7-5-5-5-------8-8--||
|-7-7-7-5-5-5-7-7-7-x-x-x-||--7-7-7-5-5-5-7-7-7-8-8--||
|-5-5-5-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-||o-5-5-5-3-3-3-7-7-7-6-6-o||
|-------------------------||--------------5-5-5------||


|-----------------------|---------------------------|
|-----------------------|---------------------------|
|-7-7-7-5-5-5-------8-8-|-7-7-7-5-5-5-------7-7-----|
|-x-x-x-x-x-x-7-7-7-x-x-|-x-x-x-x-x-x-7-7-7-7-7-----|
|-5-5-5-3-3-3-x-x-x-6-6-|-5-5-5-3-3-3-x-x-x-5-5-----|
|-------------5-5-5-----|-------------5-5-5-5-5-----|


Tab Legend
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 h   - hammer-on
 p   - pull-off
 b   - bend
 pb  - pre-bend
 r   - bend release (if no number after the r, then release immediately)
 PM  - palm muting


Misc Legend
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 |  - bar
||  - double bar
||o - repeat start
o|| - repeat end
 :  - bar (freetime)