Misc Unsigned Bands - Family Guy - Fart Song Chords & Tabs

  G
I don't like fancy learnin' books.
  C
I don't like apple tarts.
  G
I don't like cozy breakfast nooks.
  D7
I don't like modern arts.
                 G
Well I like farts, 
                 C
Yes I like farts,
       D                                                         G
I like long farts short farts wet farts your farts, I like farts.
                 G
If you got hearts (Oh I got hearts)
                      C
Let's hear those farts (How do I start)
     D                                        G
Well Peter I will help you get your fart song started

(Fart noises using G-C-D until satisfied)
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