Misc Unsigned Bands - Friendzoni Zamboni - Vamprikorn Chords & Tabs

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I'll never fuck you, dont even try
your not really that nice a guy
The FriendZone ain't even real,
 I'm just nice so I try to deal
I'm tired of you and your stupid hat,
Your hair could cook fries, please take a bath

Just cause you opened a door
Doesnt mean we'll get naked on my floor
PAUSE

"Coming out of the stable? You're Gay?"
"Wh, wHAT? EW YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE FUCKS THAT JACK OFF TO TECHNICOLOUR PONIES?"

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The friendzone, isn't real
You just have no appeal
I cant put it any other way
Get out of my fucking face OHH

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Your euphoria is a joke
your neckbeard makes me hope you choke
You're a mysoginistic piece of shit
NO YOU CANT TOUCH MY FUCKIN TIT

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Hey please respond I just wanted to say
talking to you always makes my day
wanna come over we can play in my bed (hehehe ;)
what do you mean you'd rather be dead
Look at my style class is better than swag
that guy you're with is a fucking douchebag
So your boyfriend lifts, big fucking deal
I can understand Degrasse (Get away from me you eel)

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The friendzone is real
Feminazis are gay
Hush, don't speak
I like it better that way

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Hey come on, lets wathc ponies
My largest appeal is tht i'm a brony
Love and tolerate what I agree with
But fuck you and your opinion

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This fucking weirdo keeps on talking to me
I think he thinks it's cool to watch MLP
He wears old man jeans and Vidya shirts
Whenever I see him he makes my brain hurt
Always tries getting me to go on Reddit
trust me, I don't wanna go on Reddit
Take your stupid hat and get out of my life
I wish I could say that but instead 
Good night.