Misc Unsigned Bands - Gents With Hair - Beat The Elderly Chords & Tabs

artist: Gents with Hair
album: the Gents with Hair
song: Beat the Elderly
written by: Kirk Murphy
record label: aberZombie Records
released: 2006
Tabbed By: Kirk Murphy

\=slide down
/slide up
~=bend
x=mute(scratch)

Standard Tuning: EADGBe

Intro: slide hand up guitar...

Verse & Chorus:

e|---------------------------------------------------------|
b|---------------------------------------------------------|
g|---------55555-----------55555-----------55555-----------|
d|-55555---77777---55555---77777---55555---77777---33333---|
a|-77777---77777---77777---77777---77777---77777---55555---|
E|-77777-----------77777-----------77777-----------55555---|


Solo:

e|--------------------|x2     
b|-1212121212151413---|       
g|-1212121212121212---|       
d|-1212121212121212---|       
a|--------------------|       
E|--------------------|       


e|--------------------|
b|---16~18~16~14~12\--|
g|---------------12\--|
d|---------------12\--|
a|--------------------|
E|--------------------|





e|-1212121212151413---|x2
b|-1212121212121212---|
g|-1212121212121212---|
d|--------------------|
a|--------------------|
E|--------------------|



e|---16~18~16~14~12\--|
b|---------------12\--|
g|---------------12\--|
d|--------------------|
a|--------------------|
E|--------------------|


thats it. So here are the words:

Verse one: 
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/m/misc_unsigned_bands/gents_with_hair_beat_the_elderly_tab.html ]
A5              D5
Your too old to drive on roads
A5                      D5
Thats why we put you in retirement homes
A5              D5
So if i see you on the street
G5
I wont shake your hand and you wont get a sweet
A5
Hi im Joe
D5
Did you know
A5                       D5 
that im in a band and we really blow
A5                  D5 
no all youll gets a kick in the teeth
G5
im callin out to every one
G5
Beat the elderly!


Chorus:

A5   D5
     Beat the elderly!
A5   D5
     Beat the elderly!
A5   D5
     Beat the elderly!
G5


Verse two:

A5
Look at yourself
D5
Your almost dead
A5
What is going on
D5
In your head
A5
You don't spend your cash
D5
You want everything free
G5
Collect the tax payer's retirement fees
A5
This is why 
D5
We're super pissed
A5
This is why
D5
We throw a fit
A5
I'll swing a bat
D5
I'll throw a brick
G5
I'll charge the home of retirement
SO...

Chorus

Solo

Chorus

I'M NAKED!

----ORDER----
Intro (slide up)
Verse one
Chorus
Verse two
Chorus
Solo
Chorus
I'm Naked!

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www.myspace.com/gentswithhair
www.myspace.com/aberZombierecords