Misc Unsigned Bands - Joe Lajoie - High As Fuck Chords & Tabs

Capo 4th Fret

to play C/B place your pointer finger where it would be in the normal C chord and your 
finger on the second fattest string, second fret. so

C/B = x20010

Verse
C   C/B    Am   G   F   G    C   G   C  C/B

Bridge
Am C/B C C/B Am

C                                     C/B                Am
Have you ever watched the sun go down?
                                         G
And you're thinkin about the world spinning round
F                           G         C        C/B
Have you ever been high as fuck?

Your in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself
and your dog's looking at you like you need help
Have you ever been high as fuck?

then you feel your heart pumpin really fast
and your convinced that your gonna have a heart attack
have you ever been high as fuck

you close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm
the only problems that the chickens have human arms
you say thats fucked up , why do the chickens have human arms?

you need snacks so you walk to the corner store
but your scared because you think they will know your high
so you walk around the block to buy some time.
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u finally decide to go in the store
but your so high you don't know why your there anymore
so you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there.

(BRIDGE)
Am                                 C/B        C    C/B
your walk home and your mouth is dry
Am
you should have bought some juice and snacks
            C/B      C
but you were to high
Am              C/B       C     C/B
thinkin bout ketchup chips
Am                                         C/B     C      C/B
and for some reason. the game battle ship.

C
and you start thinking about how fun it was to play games like battleship when you were 
kid
and then how as we get older we forget how to play,and just to enjoy our selves
so you say "guess what I'm gonna make up a game right now
and it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine.
and I'm Gonna try to kill a porcupine with the baseball bat"
but then you don't know where to find a porcupine
so you go on Ebay and you do a search
but people don't sell porcupines on the internet
and you say you know what world
you got me cornered again
I'm gonna roll another joint

you ever eat a whole bag of crackers
that were so old that they weren't crispy anymore?
have you ever been high as fuck?