Jon Cozartpaint After Ever After - A Disney Parody Chords & Tabs
Jon Cozartpaint After Ever After - A Disney Parody Chords
Capo 4, or adjust based on needs :)
C Em G
I loved being princess down in this beautiful ocean blue
C Em
But mermaids are going missing; they end up in someone’s stew
C Em G
So just try to put yourself in to somebody else’s gills
Em D G
You’re killing my ecosystem with fishing and oil spills (oh no)
Em D
Thank you, BP (thank you BP-P-P); Thank you, BP (thank you BP-P-P)
Em D G
The British are killing, oil is spilling, now I can’t see
G D G Em
Chinamen feast on Flounder’s fins, plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends
C D G
Oceans are browning; I think I’m drowning, thanks to BP (you suck)
Em D
Hey, I’m okay, but I’m slightly scared; my husband’s a mark for the War on Terror
Em D
Aladdin was taken by the CIA
Em G D
We’re not Taliban; you’ve got the wrong man, in Guantanamo Bay!
G Em C D
Prince Ali, where could he be; drowning in wa-wa?
D Em
Interrogation from the Nation of the Free
D Em
Bin Laden’s taken the fall; we’re not trained pilots at all
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G Em
Jafar went crazy, and no one put up a fuss
G Em
We’re for freedom; Genie can vouch for us
D C Em
Bush was crazy; Obama’s lazy; Al-Qaida’s not in this country!
D Em
Set free my Prince Ali
G Em D
This town’s gone wild since I married Adam
G Em D
They think I’m going straight to Hell (She’ll burn in Hell)
Em C Em C
But the charges laid on me of bestiality could wind up getting me thrown in a cell (she is a witch)
C Em D
Oh, I’m overrun by mad men (we’re all crazy);
D Em D
I hear they plan to burn me at the stake (the witch will fry, that Belle must die)
C Em D
They legit believe I’m Satan
D Em D G
And now I hear that PETA’s gonna take my beast away
G Em G D
After John Smith travelled back to England, I helped my people cultivate the fields
C Em
‘Fore English, French, and Spaniards came to visit
D Em D
And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel
G D Em
They forced us into unknown lands of exile
G D
They pillaged, raped, and left us all for dead
C Em
So now I’m far more liberal with a weapon
D Em C
When I separate their bodies from their heads (wait, what?!)
G Em C G D
Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy, or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?
G Em C
Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy’s eyeball (sacrebleu!)?
Em D
Can you paint with the red colors in these men?
G Em C
I can murder if I please, cuz I’m dying of disease!
C Em G
I can paint with the red colors in these men
