Naveregnide - Limit As X Approaches Girlfriend Chords & Tabs
Naveregnide - Limit As X Approaches Girlfriend Chords
Capo 1st
Ukulele Chords
D A G C F D(High)
a-----0-----0-----2-----3-----0-----5
e-----2-----0-----3-----0-----1-----2
c-----2-----1-----2-----0-----0-----2
g-----2-----2-----0-----0-----2-----2
Intro: D A G D
D A
If your love's x and f(x) is a function than you can't love more than 1 in
G D
conjunction cause that would mean your original love wasn't true.
D A G
I wish that x belonged to me, but sadly I is not a subset of we cause we
D
returns the null set when it relates to you.
D A
I loved this girl and she loved me too, but she was always tangent to some
G D
dude who would rotate her head around the z axis when he walked by.
D A
So while he's over there tangent to her curves, I'll be mopin' round here
G D
cause I ain't got the nerve to tell her how I feel; no, I don't wanna be that guy.
C G D
I wish I could invert that graph on her face.
C F D
That downward facing parabola.
C G D
She'd take my hand; we'd get out of this place.
C F D
But I can't ask her out because.
C G C D(High)
She's my limit as x approaches girlfriend
C G D
It's like this function never ends.
C G C D(High)
Even if I wait until infinity
C G D
I think that we'll just stay friends.
C G C D(High)
She's my limit as x approaches girlfriend
C G D
It's like this function never ends.
C G C D(High)
Even if I wait until infinity
C G D
I think that we'll just stay friends.
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D A
If I plotted my love for her on a graph it'd be irrational, discontinuous,
G D
and half of the love I could give her if only we went out!
D A
But no matter how hard I try, I'll never be the cardioid of her eye; this
G D
love of our just seems so asymptotic!
D A
If you count up all the nights I've cried over her because I couldn't
G D
optimize her function has way too many constraints.
D A
Her solution is so unbounded that I'm pretty sure that it can't be found and
G D
if it could well I just can't do it by hand.
C G D
I wish I could invert that graph on her face.
C F D
That downward facing parabola.
C G D
She'd take my hand; we'd get out of this place.
C F D
But I can't ask her out because.
C G C D(High)
She's my limit as x approaches girlfriend
C G D
It's like this function never ends.
C G C D(High)
Even if I wait until infinity
C G D
I think that we'll just stay friends.
C G C D(High)
She's my limit as x approaches girlfriend
C G D
It's like this function never ends.
C G C D(High)
Even if I wait until infinity
C G D
I think that we'll just stay friends.
D A
When the time finally came, she sat me down and said:
G D
Listen Ev, I'll explain it terms that you can understand
D
You really are such a great guy
A
Another variable can't be hard to find
G D
We may be like terms, but I don't like you like that.
D
Before you get the chance to cry
A
Know that I love you
G
But the love you thought we had
D
Was Imaginary
C G D C F
Whoooahhh. My love was not real at all it was the square root of negative
D
one.
C G D C F D
Whooahhh. This limit does not exist. I've come undone.
C G C D(High)
She's my limit as x approaches girlfriend
C G D
If only I'd checked the domain.
C G C D(High)
As t approached 18 she diverged completely
C G D
And ever since she hasn't been the same.
