Misc Unsigned Bands - Peenee - Michigan Sucks Chords & Tabs

“Michigan Sucks”    (music from “Runaway Train”)
            By: PeeNee

INTRO:  C	

VERSE 1:
C
Came to Michigan just to go to school
Em
Had some fun and we thought it would be cool
Am
Made some friends and at first they were straight
G
We thought the rest of our years would be great

VERSE 2:
C
Today we’re singing and four years have gone by
Em
After being here that long I want to die
Am
I can’t stand it here another single day
G
Everyone from this state is fuckin’ gay







CHORUS 1:
F                                         G
Please someone won’t you kill me now
              C                        Am
Thanks a lot Michigan…take a fuckin’ bow
F                                               Em
You’ve stolen four years right outta my life
G (1)
If you were a person I would stab you with my knife…kniiiife

VERSE 3:
C
Everyone here drives like they’re drunk
Em
Everywhere you go it smells like a skunk
Am
They think they’re a state, but to us they’re really not
G
Give it to Canada and let ‘em fuckin’ rot
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VERSE 4:
C
All the dudes love goin’ on their knees
Em
All the chicks here smell like dirty cheese
Am
There’s nothing to do except get fuckin wasted
G
A hint of this hell you haven’t even tasted

CHORUS 2:
F                                       G
Michigan sucks…I ain’t never goin’ back
               C                           Am
They’re like…Canada’s…sweaty little sack
F                                           Em
Michigan sucks…I’d never snack on that deed
G (1) 
Everyone here is like their own fuckin’ breed…breeeeed

SOLO

VERSE 5:
C
Half the people here like suckin’ dicks
Em
The other half are just really big hicks
Am
I’ve never seen so many John Deer owners
G
Michigan is definitely one of God’s biggest boners


CHORUS 1:
F                                         G
Please someone won’t you kill me now
              C                        Am
Thanks a lot Michigan…take a fuckin’ bow
F                                               Em
You’ve stolen four years right outta my life
G (1)
If you were a person I would stab you with my knife…kniiiife


CHORUS 2:
F                                       G
Michigan sucks…I ain’t never goin’ back
               C                           Am
They’re like…Canada’s…sweaty little sack
F                                           Em
Michigan sucks…I’d never snack on that deed
G (1) 
Everyone here is like their own fuckin’ breed…breeeeed

Snack on C