Misc Unsigned Bands - Phat Dawg - Flour Chords & Tabs

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Flour - Phat Dawg

     G       D            Em         C
His name is Phill and he lives in a house.
The house is on top of one dirty great big mouse.
The mouse that lives underneath that house
Is a mouse that's big and fat and really grouse

(Chorus)
              G          D         Em          C
It's made of flour (It's here its there it's everywhere)
        Yeah flour (It's here its there it's everywhere)
 On top of a tower (It's here its there it's everywhere)
Self-Raising flour (It's here its there it's everywhere)

       G         D         Em             C
Well Phill went down the street to get more flour.
He said "I'll be back in about half an hour."
He took my car 'cause it has lots of power.
But I didn't know, I was still in the shower

          G          D         Em          C
Made of flour (It's here its there it's everywhere)
   Yeah flour (It's here its there it's everywhere)
In the shower (It's here its there it's everywhere)
For about half an hour
              (It's here its there it's everywhere)

       G         D        Em               C
When Phill got back from down the street last night,
he walked right in on a dirty great big fight
Between and the flourescent light
'Cause in a fight it has a tendancy to bite
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               G          D         Em           C
It's made of flour (It's here its there it's everywhere)
        Yeah flour (It's here its there it's everywhere)
Self-raising flour (It's here its there it's everywhere)
 On top of a tower (It's here its there . . . no wait thats a bear!)

          G        D               Em          C
Theres a bear in there and he's sitting in my hair
Sitting in my hair eating my underwear
He's just sitting there and I tried to give it a pair
He shat in my hair and I said .(pause). Heyyyy that aint fair 

              G          D         Em          C
I look like flour (It's here its there it's everywhere)
Oh yeah now flour (It's here its there it's everywhere)
On top of a tower (It's here its there it's everywhere)
Making things out of flour
                  (It's here its there it's everywhere)

            G                D              Em          C
Well then Phill said if we didn't stop then he would bean us
On top of our noggins and that would be quite heinus
See from fighting Phill was only trying to ween us.
So to stop the fight he pulled out his enormous shovel

          G           D        Em           C
Made of flour (It's here its there it's everywhere)
   Yeah flour (It's here its there it's everywhere)
It has lots of power
              (It's here its there it's everywhere)
Which all comes form the shower
              (It's here its there it's everywhere)

G D Em C   x4 (slowing down last 2)
 
(slowly played)
G     D       Em     C
 Not wearing underwear.