Misc Unsigned Bands - Rf Seabury - Plastic Jesus Chords & Tabs

Plastic Jesus
R.F. Seabury
tabbed by Ed Yaekle

Capo 2, standard chord formations

D                  D7
I don't care if it rains or freezes 
G
as long as I've got my plastic Jesus 
D 	                      A7
riding on the dashboard of my car 

D                     D7
Through my trials and tribulations
G                     
and my travels through many nations
D               A7            D
with my plastic Jesus I'll go far

Chorus
D              G
Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus
D                             A7
riding on the dashboard of my car
D              D7
He won't slip, He won't slide
G
'Cause His feet are magnitized
D             A7              D
riding on the dashboard of my car

D             A7 
Riding down a thoroughfare
G
With His nose up in the air
D                                     A7
(a) wreck might be ahead but He don't mind
D               D7
Trouble coming, He don't see
G
He just keeps his eyes on me
D             A7                D
and any other thing that lies behind
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Repeat Chorus (x2)
D              G
Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus
D                             A7
riding on the dashboard of my car
D                   D7        
Though the sunshine on His back
G
Makes Him peel and chip and crack
D                 A7              D
a little patchin' keeps Him up to par
D              G
Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus
D             A7              D  
riding on the dashboard of my car
D                 D7
Once His robe was snowy white
G
Now it ain't quite so bright
D              A7          D
Stained by the smoke of my cigar


D          D7
If I weave around at night
G
and the po-lice think I'm tight
D                                     A7                                
they never find my bottle though they ask
D                     D7
Plastic Jesus Shelters me
G
For His head comes off you see
D                 A7            D
He's hollow and I use Him for a flask

Repeat Chorus
D              G
Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus
D                             A7
riding on the dashboard of my car
D                D7
Ride with me and have a dram
G
of the blood of the Lamb
D             A7        D
Plastic Jesus is a holy bar