Capo 1st fret
G
When I was a kid
D Em
I wish grandpa would get of me,
C
Or at least just fuck more softly
G D
Now my mom gets my clothes for me
Em
at hot topic,
C
I dress like a nazi
G D
I'm pissed all the time
Em C
I can't wait to see where the wild things are
G D
I say words like Discombobulated
Em C
Melancholy, I look like a nazi
Bm
I am emo, i dress in girls clothes
When i'm dancing at shows
G
I look like a four year old throwing a tantrum
Em
Reattach my testicles
Bm
I'm in the scenes, I play bass in my band
I like cutting my wrist
G
I weigh 91Ibs, It's OK to cry
Em
Most emos kiss other guys, cause emo chicks are fat
G
When I was a kid
D Em
I wish grandpa would get of me,
C
Or at least just fuck more softly
G D
Now my mom gets my clothes for me
Em
at hot topic,
C
I dress like a nazi
G D
I'm pissed all the time
Em C
I can't wait to see where the wild things are
G D
I say words like Discombobulated
Em C
Melancholy, I look like a nazi
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I farted, oh no, I farted I farted
I'm so scene, I don't care what U think
I'm better than U, U guys R mean
Craig Owens don't leave PLZ
Srsly, I still cry 2UR 1st CD
I wish Craig Owens would rape me
But I'm not 13 & a little white girl
No one loves me in the whole wide world
I was emo when U were listening to Spice Girls, & everyone would laugh at me, So i
cut myself and got HIV
But now that it's cool to be a emo faggot
I have an advantage, I speak spanish
I crashland on your mattress
Do a backflip on a pile of ashes
I knock you out with a trash lid
My fist yo ass, bout 2 have a blast, kid
G
When I was a kid
D Em
I wish grandpa would get of me,
C
Or at least just fuck more softly
G D
Now my mom gets my clothes for me
Em
at hot topic,
C
I dress like a nazi
G D
I'm pissed all the time
Em C
I can't wait to see where the wild things are
G D
I say words like Discombobulated
Em C
Melancholy, I look like a nazi
Do U have any idea what it's like being ME?
I am just ONE MAN, with 2 BALLS and a weiner
U ever wonder why i wear these pants so tight? My grandmother told me one time
she said Rucka, what's the point of having balls if nobody sees them?
I'm da BEST!
G
When I was a kid
D Em
I wish grandpa would get of me,
C
Or at least just fuck more softly
G D
Now my mom gets my clothes for me
Em
at hot topic,
C
I dress like a nazi
G D
I'm pissed all the time
Em C
I can't wait to see where the wild things are
G D
I say words like Discombobulated
Em C
Melancholy, I look like a nazi
I never get any friend requests
Everytime I sneeze I poop a little
ACHOOO
ohhhh
LOL i love this song
