Scotch Woodcock - Balanitis Chords & Tabs
Scotch Woodcock - Balanitis Chords
Scotch Woodcock
Balanitis
Tabbed by K-Dizzle
Standard Tuning
Intro:
D A G
D A G
D A G
D A D
[Verse 1]
D G
Spent some time with your mom
D A
Rollin' round in bed
D E
How was i to know?
G D
It'd never be the same again
[Chorus]
D A G
I've got Balanitis
D A G
Oh my God it sucks
D A G
My balls are really swollen
D A D
Now it just gets stuck
[Verse 2]
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D G
Started Getting Problems
D A
Down, in my pants
D E
Went to the doctor
G D
He touched me with his hands
D G
Told me my balls were ruined
D A
Gave me some special pills
D E
Now i'm hallucinating
G D
And i've got the chills
[Chorus x2]
Then comes the bridge, which is just the chorus played twice heavily palm-muted with no singing
[Chorus x3]
[Outro]
D A G
D A D
If you haven't heard this song, search balanitis on youtube to listen to a crappy
of it, but it's enough to give u the idea of how it sounds. On the actual recording, there's
an electric guitar that plays palm muted power chord versions of all the notes.