Misc Unsigned Bands - Starbomb - Mega Marital Problems Chords & Tabs

[Danny Sexbang]
Dm                  C
Hello Mega Man, und Mrs. Mega Man
                     Bb  
Welcome to couples' therapy. I am Dr. Wily

[Egoraptor]
     A
Dr. Wily? You're a therapist now?
           Dm
But you're evil and bent on world domination

[Danny]
     Dm
Not anymore, those days are behind me
Dm                                       A
Don't question it. Shut up. Just tell me the problem over this hot beat

[Ego] 
Okay

Dm
Well, you see, Doc, I got a pretty nice life
        Dm
A mega house with two kids and a hot mega wife
      Dm
But I got a little problem with my android bride
         A
When it comes to making love she's never satisfied

[Danny]
            Dm
We've been fucking for decades, sex has gotten routine
           Dm
We gotta spice that shit up, I'm not a total machine
     Dm                              Bb
I'm sick of all the romance and the cuddles and the love
              A
It's time to get dirty and do all the weird stuff
          Dm            C            Am     G
It would be seeming to me that the problem here
              Dm             C            G      
Is you don't listen to your wife, she is being clear
                   Dm                     C
[Ego] But she says the same thing like a tape recorder

[Danny]
            Am                       G
Quiet, the doctor is talking, there must be order
Dm    Gm    A
 (Sorry, I'm... I'm not evil anymore)
          Dm             C            Am     G
You must beat the Robot Masters to acquire skills
         Dm                C                G       
And then use them on your wife when she is getting drilled
Dm                C           Am        G
Maybe she likes shocks from Elec Man's beam
        Dm            Gm
Or get burned by fireballs
          A
She's a freaky man's dream

          Dm
[Ego] Is that what you want, hon, a Robot Master?
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[Danny]
C
Get out and do it you stupid bastard
      Bb
Your marriage would be healthy like pure spring water
     A
Now leave my office before you are slaughtered

[Ego]
Dm
Fine I'll kick ass if it saves my marriage
         Dm
For the satisfaction of my lady's undercarriage
Dm
First I'll take out Fire Man, not much of a test
          A
Oh, your weakness is ice? I would've never fuckin' guessed
    Dm
Now Ice Man is here, this shouldn't take up too much time
    Dm
Oh, is your weakness fire? You just blew my fuckin' mind
   Dm                               Bb
I cut Cut Man and he's gonna need stitches
         A
Bomb and Elec Man just went down like little bitches

[Danny]
Dm         C              Am             G
Wait, you douchebag, I'm gonna end your life
      Dm         C          G     
I am Mega Man Zero and I'm here to plow your wife
         Dm                 C              Am        G
I bring sex moves from the future and my skills are vast
         Dm          Gm          A
Like my Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster Cum Blast. (Oh!)
Dm             C                Am     G
Women can't resist my blonde, flowing locks
              Dm               C
I'll slap a stamp right on my package
       G
And deliver your wife the cock
         Dm        C             Am       G
My shiny armor is red, the color of victory
             Dm             Gm             A
While your fruity suit is blue, like your balls will soon be

[Danny]
Dm      
Wait, what are you doing?

[Ego]
          Bb         A
Mega dick, activate!

[Danny]
    Dm
So Mega Man harnessed all the powers of the masters
     C
And killed Zero with his mega laser schlong blaster
     Bb
And then he banged his wife until she screamed "Yes more"
          A
Then she loved him again cause she's a shallow whore
Dm
  Sorry, that was misogynistic. She is a whore though

[Ego]
What did you say?

[Danny]
Nothing. Douche