The Rubberbandits - Horse Outside Chords & Tabs
The Rubberbandits - Horse Outside Chords
I'm at Amanda's weddin, In a church on Thomas Street
Emaj7
I'm lookin at a bridesmaid, and she lookin back at me
B C#m7
And when the service ends, ask her if she wants a lift
Emaj7
back to the hotel, and if it goes well, finger and a shift
B C#m7
She says Fitzy drives a Mitzy, and he offered me a spin
Emaj7
Enda has a Honda, so I might just go with him
B C#m7
and Darren Gibney said he bring me in his Subaru
Emaj7
so what the fuck would make you think I'd wanna go with you
B C#m7
I said Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
Emaj7
fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
B C#m7
and fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
Emaj7
if you're lookin for a ride I've got a horse outside
B C#m7
She said I don't believe ya
Emaj7
I said it's fuckin true
I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992
B C#m7
I don't need insurance, I don't need no parkin space
Emaj7
and if you try to clamp my horse he'll kick you in the face
B C#m7
I don't pay no tax, fuck NCT
Emaj7
you'll arrive in style if you ride with me
B C#m7
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and the boys are walkin over, jinglin their keys
Emaj7
I look the fuckers up and down and give them one of these
B C#m7
I said Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
Emaj7
fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
B C#m7
and fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
Emaj7
if you're lookin for a ride I've got a horse outside
B C#m7
Giddy up now baby, bless my soul
Emaj7
I rode the fucker round a field back since he was a foal
B C#m7
He runs a bit like Shergar, and he jumps like Tír na nÓg
Emaj7
He looks like Billie Piper after half an ounce of coke
B C#m7
and the boys are lookin jealous, as I lead yer one away
Emaj7
and just before I close the door I look at her and say
B C#m7
Would you be my girl, and she says I will of course
Emaj7
if ya grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse
B C#m7
I said Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
Emaj7
fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
B C#m7
and fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
Emaj7
if you're lookin for a ride I've got a horse outside
B C#m7
Emaj7 x 7 9 8 9 7
B 7 9 9 8 7 7
C#m7 9 11 9 9 9 9
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