The Used Condoms - Bigger Than Jims Chords & Tabs
The Used Condoms - Bigger Than Jims Chords
This is a hidden track somewhere in The Used Condoms' coming soon self-titled LP. These
and lyrics are 100% correct. Rate Please.
Capo 5
G
My penis look like a tube of chapstick
Except its not quite as thick
Em G
And it surely isn’t touched by as many lips
G
my dick is really weird
my pubes give it a beard
Em G
it looks like a terrorist in my pants
Em G
he might just come out and dance
G
my penis is like a ball
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its round like a doorknob
Em G
one that doesn’t ever get used
Em G
and the girls say its because my pubes
G Em
my penis is small }
G Em
my penis is small } times how many ever you want
G Em
my penis is small }
A7 G
but its still… bigger than jims }
Main Riff (No Capo/ Guitar Two)
E|--8--8--8-5-0------8--8--8-5-0-5----8--8--8-5-0------8--8--8-5-0-8--|
B|--------------8---------------------------------8-------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------|