Wal - Martians Chords & Tabs
Wal-Martians
Words and music by David S. Thomas
http://www.youtube.com/user/MrWalmartian
LYRICS
A D
I went down to the Wal-Mart. It was getting pretty late
A B E
All I needed was some nacho chips, a camera, and some bait
A D
When I walked in through them slidin doors All that I could see
A E A
Was these strange lookin critters And they was starin back at me
A D
You know the ones I’m talkin’ about, Those folks that dress so weird
A B E
Like that guy there in the pink hot pants, the tattoos and the beard
A D
And that skinny chick beside him
Lord, she’s givin me the chills
A E A
In her leather bondage boustier
And her four inch “hurt me” heels
CHORUS
D A
Wal-Martians Beats all I’ve ever seen
D B E
Wal-Martians Every night is Halloween
D A F#m
Wal-Martians Nothin’ could be clearer
E A
I’ll bet they never looked into a mirror
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A D
There’s a guy there over in lingerie
He looks like a plumber in a thong
A B E
His pants are hangin’ way too low
And that under wear’s just wrong
A D
And there’s a lady wearin’ fishnet stockings
And a leatheret mini skirt
A E A
Four hundred pounds or lovin’
With “I’m Sexy” on her shirt
CHORUS
A D
If I was the fashion police I’d be busy writin’ tickets
A B E
To that lady in the halter top
She looks like a busted can of biscuits
A D
And I’d really like to tell her
But it’d prob’ly start a fight
A E A
That spandex is a privilege not a right
CHORUS
BRIDGE
D A
But it’s really not my place to accuse
D B E
‘Cause I’m wearin’ my pink bunny slippers
And my NASCAR jammies too!
A D
I guess it’s time I took my stuff
Get checked out and go
A B E
But I’ll come back tomorrow though
For the late night fashion show
A D
But as I was walkin’ out
This guy was walkin’ in
A E A
And I could tell by what he was wearin’
That he was gonna fit right in
CHORUS
D A
Wal-Martians
- They’re everywhere you look
D B E
Wal-Martians
- Some one should write a book
D A F#m
Wal-Martians
- Nothin’ could be clearer
E A
I’ll bet they never look into a mirror
E A
Yeah, there’s a Wal-Martin in my mirror
