Misc Unsigned Bands - Zombies On Vacation - Talking Crap Chords & Tabs

A (let ring out) 
E 
D

(Insert people talking)slow guitar sounds underneath

Person 1: chris - oh my god, did you hear about bobby? Apparently he...

Person 2: the other day at work I overheard....

Person 3: Sean-  So I'm at dinner the other night and I overhear
          the table next to me...

Person 4:Lisa- according to my best friends friend, they are total idiots...

Person 5: I know it can't be true, but did you hear about

Person 6: Timmy - I shouldn't repeat this but...

Person 7: Kim  - did you read on Facebook about that guy..



Bang sticks together 4 times, then...



Verse (long)
A
You need to shut your mouth
             E        D
Cause you're talking crap
A
You need to shut your mouth
             G       A
Cause you're talking crap
A
You need to shut your mouth
             E        D
Cause you're talking crap
A
It's spilling off your lips
       D        A
Right onto your lap




Chorus 1 (add some oooohs)
A
I heard you in the lunchroom running your jaw
A
An authority on everything, you are the law
E
But we all know it's bogus, a total pack of lies
D
Those words that spill off your tongue no one's gonna buy.



Verse (short)

A
You need to shut your mouth
             E        D
Cause you're talking crap
A
You need to shut your mouth
              G       A
Cause you're talking crap



Chorus 2

A
You captivate an audience with the nonsense you speak
A
They look at you in horror and think you are a freak
E
Do you ever, ever think about the words you let loose
D
Or do they come out so fast it's just verbal abuse


[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/m/misc_unsigned_bands/zombies_on_vacation_talking_crap_crd.html ]
Verse  (short)
A
You need to shut your mouth
             E        D
Cause you're talking crap
A
You need to shut your mouth
             G       A
Cause you're talking crap




Solo (5 fret)

A A A A A  C C D C E(9fret)

E E E  D  C A



Chorus 3

A
How do I know whenever you're near?
A
Cause Blah blah blah is all that I hear!
E
Noises to the right and noises to the left
D
It's whenever you are speaking that I wish I was deaf.



(Insert people talking)

Spoken
"Play the song louder, I can still hear you"




Verse  (short)
A
You need to shut your mouth
             E        D
Cause you're talking crap
A
You need to shut your mouth
              G       A
Cause you're talking crap


Chorus 4

A
Words flow off your tongue Like beer from a tap
A
It's a shame I don't like violence or your face I would slap
E
But karma is a coming that much is true
D                            ( no music)
Soon I'm gonna hear someone talking crap about you




Verse (long)
A
You need to shut your mouth
             E        D
Cause you're talking crap
A
You need to shut your mouth
             G       A
Cause you're talking crap
A
You need to shut your mouth
             E        D
Cause you're talking crap
A
It's spilling off your lips
       D        A
Right onto your lap


A
You need to shut your mouth
              G       A
Cause you're talking crap


Shuuuuttt Uuuuuuupppp!