Edgehead7 - Sammy Sperm Chords & Tabs
Edgehead7 - Sammy Sperm Tab
Sammy Sperm- Edgehead7
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Tuning- Standard
Chords used:
D xx0232
G 320003
E 022100
C x32010
Am x02210
F xx3211
Em 022000
Intro
e|--3-2----------3-2------------3-2---------------------------------|
B|-------0---0-----------0------------0---0----2-3----0-------------|
G|---------0-----------0---0------------0-----------0---0-----------|
D|--0-0----------0-0------------0-0------------0-0------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------|
Erik loved Candace with love so dear
G D
e|-------3---------3--------------2-----------2---------------------|
B|-----0--0-------0-0-----------3--3--------3---3-------------------|
G|---0-----0----0----0--------2------2----2------2------------------|
D|--------------------------0-----------0---------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-3----------3-----------------------------------------------------|
He constantly stayed with her for he felt sex was near
Em C
e|--------0------------0----------------0---------0-----------------|
B|------0--0---------0--0--------------1-1-------1-1----------------|
G|-----0-----0-----0-----0-----------0----0----0----0---------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------3----------3---------------------|
E|---0-----------0--------------------------------------------------|
One starry night, Erik's dream finally came true
G D
e|-------3---------3-----------------2-----------2------------------|
B|-----0--0-------0-0--------------3--3--------3---3----------------|
G|---0-----0----0----0-----------2------2----2------2---------------|
D|-----------------------------0-----------0------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-3----------3-----------------------------------------------------|
And this is the story that I now sing to you
Em C
e|--------0------------0------------0---------0---------------------|
B|------0--0---------0--0----------1-1-------1-1--------------------|
G|-----0-----0-----0-----0-------0----0----0----0-------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------3----------3-------------------------|
E|---0-----------0--------------------------------------------------|
There they were naked on the bed rolling 'round
Am D
e|------0----------0----------------2------------2------------------|
B|-----1--1-------1-1-------------3--3---------3--3-----------------|
G|---2-----2----2----2----------2------2-----2------2---------------|
D|----------------------------0-------------0-----------------------|
A|-0----------0-----------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------|
Having lots of fun and making weird sounds
G Em
e|------3---------3---------0--------0------------------------------|
B|----0--0-------0-0-------0-0------0-0-----------------------------|
G|---0----0----0----0-----0---0---0----0----------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-3----------3---------0--------0----------------------------------|
Erik then took a chance
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Am D
e|------0----------0----------------2------------2------------------|
B|-----1--1-------1-1-------------3--3---------3--3-----------------|
G|---2-----2----2----2----------2------2-----2------2---------------|
D|----------------------------0-------------0-----------------------|
A|-0----------0-----------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------|
He began to masturbate that night
G Em
e|------3---------3---------0--------0------------------------------|
B|----0--0-------0-0-------0-0------0-0-----------------------------|
G|---0----0----0----0-----0---0---0----0----------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-3----------3---------0--------0----------------------------------|
And it was that moment
Am D
e|------0----------0----------------2------------2------------------|
B|-----1--1-------1-1-------------3--3---------3--3-----------------|
G|---2-----2----2----2----------2------2-----2------2---------------|
D|----------------------------0-------------0-----------------------|
A|-0----------0-----------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------|
That Sammy Sperm took flight
G Em
e|------3---------3---------0--------0------------------------------|
B|----0--0-------0-0-------0-0------0-0-----------------------------|
G|---0----0----0----0-----0---0---0----0----------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-3----------3---------0--------0----------------------------------|
(Strum Chords)
E C G D
Sammy was flying right through the air
E C G D
With only half of a flagella; no cilia, no hair
E C G D
His mind was determined, he knew his goal
E C G D
He had to land inside Candace's hole
F G Em Am
Suddenly, Sammy landed inside
F G Em Am
He began to swim upward; there was no time to hide
F G Em Am
Sammy knew that the egg waited at the end of the trail
F G Em Am
Would he be able to fertilize it? His emotions were pure hell
F G Em Am
Sammy finished the journey and defied the odds
F G Em Am
Pregnancy began because of Erik's rod
F G Em Am
Candace was humiliated and extremely sad
But hey, come on, herpes isn't that bad!
F G Em Am E
e|----1---------3----------------------------0-------------|
B|---1-1-------0-0------0--------1----------0--------------|
G|--2---2-----0---0----0-0------2-2--------1---------------|
D|-3-------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------0---------------------------|
E|----------3---------0------------------0-----------------|
