Paul Thorn - Joanie The Jehovahs Withness Stripper Chords & Tabs

Joanie, The Jehovah’s Witness Stripper by Paul Thorn

Transcribed by DWdrummer67. Another great campfire tune. Enjoy!

Tuning: Standard (capo 4th fret)

E5                                   
She drives a new car, wears expensive blouses
               A5                    E5
She tells her mama, she’s cleanin’ houses
E5                                             A5
She goes out witnessing, doin’ the Lords work all week
              E5                       F#m
But on the weekends, she’s makin’ ends meet
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Chorus:
E5             A5                E5
Joanie… the Jehovah’s witness stripper
        A5                          E5
Put a dollar in her G-string… and she’ll deliver
        A5                      E5
If her daddy only knew, he’d probably kill her
E5            F#m                E5
Joanie… the Jehovah’s witness stripper

E5                                        
One night down at the club, her daddy walked in
             A5                     E5
He didn’t recognize, his daughter dancin’
E5                                  A5
She wore a blonde wig, he had sun-glasses
              E5                 F#m
When she got naked, he started clappin’

Chorus: (Repeat)

Bridge:
        A5                           E5
If you ask her why she does it, she looks at it this way
               A5                              E5
She says I’m countin’ all my blessings, every night when I get paid
A5                                 E5
She once lived in poverty, now everything’s alright
           F#m                                                       
The Lord showed her how to make a thousand dollars in a night

Chorus: (Repeat)