Jake's Sis
By: Poached Trout
Intro: B, E, F# x2
B E F#
Her hair shines like sand
B E F#
She's got eyes like grapes
G#m F#
Her name's Renee
B
And Hulk Rules!
G#m F# E
She's the one from my dreams
SHE'S BANGIN!!!
(Fast) B, E, F#
Chorus:
E F#
I have lofty expectations
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B
Of her body's specifications
G#m F# B
Cause she's the one for me
G#m F# E
Even though she's forty-three
SHE'S BANGIN'!
(Fast) B, E, F#
I'd kung pow her chicken
She should work at Stop and Shop
She can speak pig latin
Blue eyes are my favorite
(No Playing)Even though she's got two glass ones
I bought her a Mazda Miata
She crashed it into my house
I got all riled up
But she left
(No playing)Then I ate some Mac n' Cheez
Chorus