One of the few Halloween songs I couldn't find on here,
The tune can be found on YT
- flatwound -
http://www.thepodgeandrodgeshow.com/
HALLOWEEN
(SPOKEN)
Fester and Ailin here, welcome to our home
Will ya have a cuppa tae with us, will ya, Hah
We love Halloween don't we Ailin?, Oh yes, I almost forgot
Poor Ailin had a bit of an incident one Halloween
It's something we're all guilty of, Mishandeling fireworks
Ahh, sure the surgen did the best they could
Went in too deep though, They say it could ignite at any time
So we'll leave you with this song,
Enjoy your Halloween, And remember, Safety first
G Em C D
All Hallows' Eve's upon us, The witching hour once more
G Em C D
Bonfires are a-burning, Kids knocking on the door
G Em C D
Throwing hedgehogs on the bonfire, And dressing up is lots of fun
C D G C G
Never stick a foreign object up yer bum
G Em C D
No you should never shove a banger up yer arse on Halloween
G Em C D
It's not clever, It's not funny, Some think it's quite obscene
G Em C D
You should never shove a banger up your arse on Halloween
C D G C G
'Cause you'll only blow yer hole to smithereens
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G Em C D
Trick or treating, Pumkin eating, Scary witches cat
G Em C D
Better give us money Missus or we'll dump on your doormat
G Em C D
Bobbin' apples, Shaggin' cows, There's games for old and young
C D G C G
But don't stick a foreign object up your bum ( all together)
G Em C D
No you should never shove a banger up yer arse on Halloween
G Em C D
It's not clever, It's not funny, Some think it's quite obscene
G Em C D
You should never shove a banger up your arse on Halloween
C D G C G
'Cause you'll only blow yer hole to smithereens Ye-hew
INST: AS VERSE
G Em C D
No you should never shove a banger up yer arse on Halloween
G Em C D
It's not clever, It's not funny, Some think it's quite obscene
G Em C D
You should never shove a banger up your arse on Halloween
C D G C G
'Cause you'll only blow yer hole to smithereens
Happy Halloween Gobsheens, Ailin, Yer awful close to that fire there
KABOOM, Jaysus
