intro
(wait 4 bars before playing)
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verse
"there's no stopping the cretins from hopping..."
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chorus
"cretin, cretin"
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E-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-----------------|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-----------------|
verse
"I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl"
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A-----------------|-----------------|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
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chorus
"cretin, cretin"
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A-----------------|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-----------------|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
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intro
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A-7-7-----7-7-7-7-|-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-|-7-7-----7-7-7-7-|-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-|
E-----5-5---------|-----------------|-----5-5---------|-----------------|
"1,2,3,4 cretins wanna hop somemore"
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D-----e-----|
A-----s-----|
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A-7-7-----7-7-7-7-|-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-|
E-----5-5---------|-----------------|
"4,5,6,7 all the cretins go to heaven"
G-----R-----|
D-----e-----|
A-----s-----|
E-----t-----|
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/r/ramones/cretin_hop_btab_ver_4.html ]
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E-----5-5---------|-----------------|-----5-5---------|-----------------|
verse
"there's no stopping the cretins from hopping"
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A-----------------|-----------------|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
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E-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-----------------|-----------------|
chorus
"cretin, cretin"
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D-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
A-----------------|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-----------------|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
E-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-----------------|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-----------------|
verse
"I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl"
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D-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
A-----------------|-----------------|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
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chorus
"cretin, cretin"
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D-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
A-----------------|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-----------------|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
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intro
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A-7-7-----7-7-7-7-|-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-|-7-7-----7-7-7-7-|-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-|
E-----5-5---------|-----------------|-----5-5---------|-----------------|
"1,2,3,4 cretins wanna hop somemore"
G-----R-----|
D-----e-----|
A-----s-----|
E-----t-----|
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D-----------------|-----------------|
A-7-7-----7-7-7-7-|-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-|
E-----5-5---------|-----------------|
"4,5,6,7 all the cretins go to heaven"
G-----R-----|
D-----e-----|
A-----s-----|
E-----t-----|
Outro
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E-----5-5---------|-----------------|-----5-5---------|-----------------|
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