Show Them To Me
G Em
Well, it seems to me_ this old world's gone crazy,__
C D
There's to much hate and killin' goin' on,
G Em
But when I see the bare chest of a woman,
C D
My worries and my problems are all gone,__
C
Cause no one thinks of fightin'
D
When they see a topless girl,
Em
Maybe if you would show yours to,
C D
We could save the world,
G D G
Show them to me, Show them to me,
C D
Unclasp your bra and let those puppies free,
G Em
They look a whole lot better without that sweater,
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Now baby I'm sure__ you'll agree,
C D
If you've got 2 thumbtacks,
G D
Show them to me,___
G
I don't care if they don't match,
Em
If ones bigger than the other,
C D
You can show me one,__ and I'll imagine the udder,
G Em
Even if your really old_ there's nothing wrong,
C D
Don't be sad your boobs ain't bad their just a little old,
G D G
Show them to me, Show them to me,
C D
Lift up your shirt and let the whole world see,
G
Just unrobe and show your globes,
Em
And we'll be in harmony,__
no chords {spoken}
If you've got dustee chee,
no chords {spoken}
Which is spanish for 2 titties and I think we just saw 2 spanish titties,
D G
Show them to me,
C D
I've met alot of them,__ but never one Ive hated,
C D
Even if you've had 13 kids,__ and you think the look deflated,
C
There's no such thing as a bad breast,
D
This much I know is true,
C
If you're a big fat man, I'm a titty fan,
D G D G
I'd love to see yours to,______ Show them to me, Show them to me,
C D
Just like those girls go wild on t.v.,
G
Just lean back and show your rack,
Em
And I'll be in exstacy,
C D G
If you've got 2 kasobba's, Show them to me,
C D C D
C'mon baby let me see, The whole world will live in harmony,___
G
It'll do you good, and it'll give me wood,
Em
Baby we'll make history,{PAUSE}
C D {no chords}
If you love your country,________ I'M GONNA SING IT ONE MORE TIME,___
C D
If you love your country,
{no chords-spoken}
{name your town} do you love your country?
C D
Then get up and show them big ole titties to me_____________ AHH-WOOOO!
CLOSE AS I CAN GET IT,HAVE A BLAST!!!!
