Show Them To Me Chords & Tabs
Rodney Carrington - Show them to me
Chords used: G - Em - C - D
Listen to the song to learn the strumming and fingerplay being used in this song.
Chords in "()" are not actually being used in the original, but due to a piano being
there, it sounds a whole lot better if used.
Intro: G G Em Em C C D
(fingerplay)
G (D) Em
Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy
C D
there's too much hate and killin' going on
G (D) Em
but when I see the bare chest of a woman
C D
my worries and my problems are all gone
C D
noone thinks of fighting when they see a topless girl
Em C D
maybe if you would show yours too, we could save the world
G
Show them to me
(D) Em
Show them to me
C D
unclasp your bra and set those puppies free
G (D) Em
they'd look a whole lot better without that sweater,baby i'm sure you'll agree
C D
baby you've got two funbags
G (D) Em C D
show them to me
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/r/rodney_carrington/show_them_to_me_crd_ver_2.html ]
G (D) Em
I don't care if they don't match or one's bigger than the other
C D
you can show me one, and I'll imagine the other
G (D)Em
even if you're really old there's nothing wrong
C D
don't be sad, your boobs ain't bad, they're just a little long
G
show them to me
(D) Em
show them to me
C D
lift up your shirt, and let the whole world see
G (D) Em
adjust this robe, show your globes, and a happy man i'll be
C D
if you've got dos chichis
show them to me
C D
i've met a lot of them, but never one i've hated
C D
even if you've had 13 kids and you think they look deflated
C D
there's no such thing as a bad breast, i believe this much is true
C D (let ring)
if you're a big fat man, i'm a tittiefan, and i'd love to see yours too
G
show them to me
(D) Em
show them to me
C D
just like the girls gone wild on TV
G (D) Em
just lean back and show your rack, and i'll be in extacy
C D
if you got two cosabas
G D
show them to me
Em
come on baby let me see
C D
all the world will live in harmony
G (D)
it'll do you good, and it'll give me wood
Em
we'll make history
C(let ring)
if you love your country
i'm gonna say it one more time
C D
I said if you love your country
then stand your ass up and show them big old titties to me
Tabbed by ReZ for Ultimate-Guitar.com '2008
