The Beer Song Chords & Tabs
D
Our work day's done.
G
Go grab a shower!
A
Let's hit the pub.
D
It's Happy Hour.
D
If we get bombed.
G
Who gives a damn?
A
I'm not as drunk,
D
As you think I am.
D
Those chicks right there
G
don't look to good,
A
but three more beers...
D
I think I would!
It's either them,
G
or my right hand.
A
I'm not as think,
D
as you drunk I am!
G D
So by another round.
A
We'll sit right here,
D
and drink 'em down.
G
Get everyone
D
another beer.
A
You'll have to kick
D
us outta here.
D
Say are you girls
G
waitin' on your friends?
A
What did you say?!?
D
You're lesbians!
Bartender cancel
G
those two drinks.
A
I'm not as am,
D
as you drunk I think.
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This beer is movin'
G
like a train.
A
I think my lizard
D
needs a drain.
But first I'll have
G
a double shot.
A
I'm drunk you think,
D
as you am is not.
G D
So by another round.
A
We'll sit right here,
D
and drink 'em down.
G
Get everyone
D
another beer.
A
You'll have to kick
D
us outta here.
This bathroom's nice
G
as it can be.
A
It's got four walls;
D
I've puked on three!
Oops, here comes more!
G
I'll use the sink.
A
I'm not as thrunk,
D
as you am I dink.
I put that bouncer
G
right in his place.
A
I smacked his elbow
D
with my face.
He's lucky that
G
it's closin time.
A
Drunk am is not,
D
as you think you I'm.
G D
So by another round.
A
We'll sit right here,
D
and drink 'em down.
G
Get everyone
D
another beer.
A
You'll have to kick
D
us outta here.
