["D.I.Y."]
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D.I.Y. Why because we hate you and the dumb look on your face
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D.I.Y. Why because your band's another weak charity case
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Our shows should be five bucks or less, we'll do it for the kids
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Two legs good, MTV bad, and major labels suck
No fucking shit
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D.I.Y. is simply your only excuse for why you always fail
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Initials on the flag you wave
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When your shitty records won't sell anywhere
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Politics and social comment, twenty dollar words
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Won't make your lousy music go down easier
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You can't polish a turd
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D.I.Y. means do it yourself because it's what you want
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It doesn't clean the slate when
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Everything gets all fucked up
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What would you do you phony fuckhead if you hit it big?
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Stop acting better than me
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We both know you're full of shit
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