Sexual Lobster - Rectal Computer Chords & Tabs

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                             RECTAL COMPUTER - Sexual Lobster
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"Hello children, I have a little story for you all. It's about a computer 
that's rectally inserted..."

Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-bYSC6OT6s
Sexual Lobster's YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/SexuaLobster
Sexual Lobster's Newgrounds: http://sexual-lobster.newgrounds.com/

Tabbed by: Seismatters

Tuning: Standard E

Intro
e|----10--------5--------10-----                -----------------------------|
B|-10----10---5---5---10----10--                -----------------------------|
G|------------------------------*strum Am Chord*-----------------------------|
D|------------------------------                -----------------------------|
A|------------------------------                -----------------------------|
E|------------------------------                -----------------------------|

Chorus:
   Am              G 
   Rectal Computer,
   Am              G
   Rectal Computer (Stick it in your asshole),
   Am              G
   Rectal Computer,
   Am
   Rectal Computer

End Chorus Riff
e|-9-5-6-3-----------------                 ---------------------------------|
B|---------3-1-------------                 ---------------------------------|
G|-------------3-2---------*strum Em and Fm*---------------------------------|
D|-------------------------     Chords      ---------------------------------|
A|-------------------------                 ---------------------------------|
E|-------------------------                 ---------------------------------|
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/s/sexual_lobster/rectal_computer_crd.html ]
Verse:
A#m              F
   I went to the doctor,
           C               F
   'cos my gut was playin' up
A#m                    F
   He said, 'son, your throat is too small,
         C                                F
   we're gonna have to stick this up your butt'
A#m           F
   He bent me over, 
              C                  F
   told me to think of something pleasant
A#m                     F    
   It was like he had a handful of stuffing
       C                  F
   and I was some kind of pheasant.

Chorus:
   Am              G 
   Rectal Computer,
   Am              G
   Rectal Computer (Stick it in your asshole),
   Am              G
   Rectal Computer (I think it's got a virus!), 
   Am
   Rectal Computer

Verse 2:
A#m                 F
   Someone hacked into my computer,
       C                F
   and programmed it to give me gas
A#m                  F
   My mum said, 'son,why you walkin' funny?',
                   C                     F
   I said 'I got a compromised processor lodged up my ass'
A#m            F
   I showed it to my friends, 
 C                   F
   they were quite impressed
A#m    F    
   Now everyone I know has a- 

Chorus:
   Am              G 
   Rectal Computer,
   Am              G
   Rectal Computer (It's internet capable!),
   Am              G
   Rectal Computer (I need an upgrade!), 
   Am
   Rectal Computer