Something Corporate - If You C Jordan Chords & Tabs

Something Corporate
If You C Jordan
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Key: G#

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Chords used:
G#   466544
Cm   x35543
Eb   x68886
F#   244322
Fm   133111
C#   x46664


Intro: G#  Cm  Eb  F# Fm  x2


Verse 1:
G#          Cm            Eb     
  I have a story a bitter anthem
    F#   Fm     G#
For everyone to hear
           Cm                 Eb
About this kid who just don't like me
    F#       Fm    G#
And that's a solid fact
              Cm
They say he's hunting 
       Eb
me and as you see
    F#          Fm      G#
I'm all swelled up with fear
              Cm
Cause I can't get 
           Eb
him off my back


Chorus 1:
F#     Fm
If you see 
G#        Cm      F#
Jordan if you see Jordan
   C#   
He makes me 
G#      Cm       F#
Sick he makes me sick
C#
High school's
G#   Cm            F#
Over high school's over
C#         G#   F#    C#
  And you still won't quit


Post Chorus: G#  Cm  Eb  F# Fm 

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Verse 2:
G#                   Cm
  You tried to fight me 
        Eb      
down at Tyler's beach
    F#    Fm           G#
And man I think that's great
           Cm
You nearly cried and 
        Eb
said to yell at you 
       F#    Fm      G#
Like I do at all the girls
          Cm
You drove home real 
              Eb
quick did you make it 
   F#      Fm    G#
In time to masturbate?
There's one too many
Cm             Eb
of you in this world


(Repeat Chorus 1)


Guitar Solo: G#  Cm  Eb  F# Fm  x4


Verse 3:
G#             Cm
  You say it's chivalry
          Eb
well it's jealousy that
F#     Fm      G#
Led us to this song
              Cm
Won't play it often
        Eb
just at least until
       F#  Fm
You're gone 
G#               Cm
  You'll stop at nothing but 
         Eb
the real thing and everything 
F#    Fm        G#
Up to that's pretend 
You tried to 
Cm            Eb
brainwash all my friends


Chorus 2:
F#     Fm
If you see 
G#        Cm      F#
Jordan if you see Jordan
   C#   
He makes me 
G#      Cm       F#
Sick he makes me sick
C#
High school's
G#   Cm            F#
Over high school's over
C#         G#   F#    C#
  And you still won't quit
         G#
Fuck you Jordan 
Cm       F#
fuck you Jordan
    C#
You made me 
G#       Cm      F#
Sick you made me sick
C#
High school's
G#   Cm            F#
Over high school's over
C#        G#
  I don't care if 
             F#
you dye your hair
You'll always be a 
C#              C#(hold)
little red head bitch!


Ending Solo: G#  Cm  F#  C#   x4 G#(hold)