Splodgenessabounds - Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps Chords & Tabs

TWO PINTS OF LAGER & A PACKET OF CRISPS (SPLODEGENESSABOUNDS)

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GUITAR INTRO:  A    D   A   D   A   D   G   D   A     x2

ALL IN: A    D   A   D   A   D   G   D   A     x2

VERSE:
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Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
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Ill have two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
A
Ill have some pickled onions & a little bit of cheese please
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Thank you..
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VERSE:
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
And Ive got all the right money & all that please.thank you

VERSE:
Oi, two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Eh, two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Ive been here half hour & Im getting very thirsty!

VERSE:
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
WHY WONT YOU SERVE ME?

SOLO OVER VERSE CHORDS

VERSE:
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Listen..Im getting impatient John!

VERSE:
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & time gentlemen please..oh no.