Star Fucking Hipsters - Two Cups Of Tea Chords & Tabs

I friggin' love this band, probably more than Leftover Crack/Choking Victim, and even 
I still can't figure out exactly what this song's about, it's cool to know how to play. 
a crust chick and get her to join in. :D

Three riffs:
[ Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/s/star_fucking_hipsters/two_cups_of_tea_btab.html ]
G|---------------------|
D|---------------------|
A|------2222------3333-|
E|-3333------0000------|

G|---------------------|
D|---------------------|
A|------2222-3333-5555-|
E|-3333----------------|

G|----------------------|
D|----------------------|
A|-7777-3333----55------|
E|-----------33----3333-|

For the harpsichord parts, play each root note twice, it's the same basic melody 
the whole song.