Atheists Have no Songs – Steep Canon Rangers featuring Steve Martin
Tabbed by Candy Corn
Capo 1 A forms, C forms, D forms (no capo, song is in the key of Bb, Db, and Eb respectively)
A
Christians have their hymns and pages, (hymns and pages)
E7
Hava Nagilas for the Jews,
A
Baptists have the rock of ages, (rock of ages)
D A
Atheists just sing the blues.
Romantics play Claire de Lune, (Claire de Lune)
E7
Born agains sing He is risen,
A
But no one ever wrote a tune, (wrote a tune)
D A
For godless existentialism.
For Atheists,
D
Theres no good news,
G# A
Theyll never sing a song of faith.
D
For atheists,
G
They have a rule,
G# A
The he is always lowercase.
G# A
The he is always lowercase.
Some folks sing a Bach cantata, (Bach cantata)
E7
Lutherans get Christmas trees,
A
Atheist songs add up to nada, (up to nada)
D A D A
But they do have Sundays free. (have Sundays free)
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Pentecostals sing they sing to heaven, (sing to heaven)
E7
Coptics have the books of scrolls,
A
Numerologists can count to seven, (count to seven)
D A
Atheists have rock and roll.
For Atheists,
D
Theres no good news,
G# A
Theyll never sing a song of Faith.
D
In their songs,
G
They have a rule,
G# A
The he is always lowercase.
G# A
The he is always lowercase.
(Key Change) C
Atheists, Atheists, Atheists
G C
Dont have no Songs!!
C
Christians have their hymns and pages, (hymns and pages)
G7
Hava Nagilas for the Jews, (for the Jews)
C
Baptists have the rock of ages, (rock of ages)
F C
Atheists just sing the blues.
F
Catholics dress up for Mass,
B C
And listen to, Gregorian chants.
F Bb
Atheists just take a pass,
B
Watch football in their
C
underpants.
B C
Watch football in their underpants.
(Key change) D
Atheists, Atheists, Atheists,
A7 D A7 D
Dont have no songs! (Dont have no songs!)
